I made a deal with the devil

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

Or so I did in my dream...The stipulation.

Castration for all the money in the world.

or

Facial deformity for everlasting life.

I ended the dream being unable to decide where in the devil ripped my heart out my chest. Just wondering, what you would chose if able.

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[hemi=22s 10+ year member]

tough choice

 

[dman4486 5,000+ posts]

castration after impregnating my woman....because then I would get my children, still be able to fock my girl, and all the money in the world:woot:

 

[blazeplacid 10+ year member]

cocaine is a hell ofa drug //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

castration after impregnating my woman....because then I would get my children, still be able to fock my girl, and all the money in the world

No No...castration as in loss of you penis. You would NOT be able to bang your chick.

 

[dman4486 5,000+ posts]

No No...castration as in loss of you penis. You would NOT be able to bang your chick.

shit.....I was thinking about that wrong......

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

No No...castration as in loss of you penis. You would NOT be able to bang your chick.

in that case i think i will jump off a cliff

 

[hemi=22s 10+ year member]

castration after impregnating my woman....because then I would get my children, still be able to fock my girl, and all the money in the world:woot:

not fsmiliar with castration huh love to see ya **** a chick with no cock:crazy://content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif

 

[dman4486 5,000+ posts]

wait.....castration is the loss of function of the testes

 

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

wait.....castration is the loss of function of the testes

The dream was the loss of your penis...

 

[GearGuy2001 10+ year member]

cas·trate Audio Help /ˈkæstreɪt/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[kas-treyt] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation verb, -trat·ed, -trat·ing, noun–verb (used with object)

1. to remove the testes of; emasculate; geld.

2. to remove the ovaries of.

3. Psychology. to render impotent, literally or metaphorically, by psychological means, esp. by threatening a person's masculinity or femininity.

4. to deprive of strength, power, or efficiency; weaken: Without those ten new submarines, our navy will be castrated.

So youd still be able to have *** you just wouldnt have any nuts

I think Ill take the first choice //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[dman4486 5,000+ posts]

The dream was the loss of your penis...

You misleading bastardo

In that case, I would like to remove my vote!!! I wanna keep my ****

 

[3kracing 10+ year member]

Ok you lose your penis, they can sow you a new one. Especially if you have all the money in the world

 

[connersdad19 10+ year member]

i chose Facial deformity for everlasting life

because no one else did lol...

 

[grimreper912003 5,000+ posts]

Is the castration with new technology or are they letting your shit hang through a hole in a chair and taken it off with a dull blade? Something to think over guys..