I just took a big dump

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

wanna know what the biggest thrill is? sleeping with chicks like you that think you have us all figured out. nothings better then the look of defeat on your face after a good fluid swap and punt out the door

Hehe, he said punt.

You know what would be your first mistake though.

You went to punt her and your foot got stuck!

Better go to the docs immediatley next day to get checked out.

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[DJGTSR 10+ year member]

Dont get me wrong, i love my wife, but i seriously wonder sometimes...

 

[Jordantyler 10+ year member]

see atleast u admit it! props to u

most guys wont admit on here that they love or cried bout a girl cuz theyre afraid to actually show there sensative side..

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

yall cant sit here and say yal havent ever cared and loved a girl,and actually cried over a girl

Shit I was crying till the day I got it on with 2 chicks well the one husband watched. It was really freaky butt (no pun inteneded lol) kinda fun in the same sense.

I do however still think about my ex and the good times.

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[Jordantyler 10+ year member]

i had a feeling u were a guy with sensative feelings im gonna rep u just cuz of that

IM SRY!

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

see atleast u admit it! props to u
most guys wont admit on here that they love or cried bout a girl cuz theyre afraid to actually show there sensative side..

i'll save that till i knock one of you guys up

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

i had a feeling u were a guy with sensative feelings im gonna rep u just cuz of that
IM SRY!

Can I trade in the pos. rep points for my ex girlfriend.

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[Jordantyler 10+ year member]

your not crying //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[jujumantb 10+ year member]

more poop less relationship talk. ready go

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

your not crying //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

I have many a times. I will bottle them up and send your way. Shipping not included. That is on you. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

yall cant sit here and say yal havent ever cared and loved a girl,and actually cried over a girl

i love my girlfriend, and i can admit to it

but then again, im probably in the 2%

but you really thought most guys cared about you?

 

[Jordantyler 10+ year member]

im glad u admitted that

haha nope most guys just treated me like shit //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif but i didnt sleep with them so its a different ball game

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

i love my girlfriend, and i can admit to itbut then again, im probably in the 2%

but you really thought most guys cared about you?

Hey now there are guys that would care about a chick. I mean I did for the 1st year and then had a kid and well I cared for him and kinda forgot about her.

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[bibby 5,000+ posts]

i love my gf of 1.5yrs, and have cried over that crazy stupid ***** many times, but i

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Do i even.....

Nevermind.