I just took a big dump

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

hell yea //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

Better yet, I want my female robot to say

You look **** sexay in that maids outfit! Now why dont you come over here and oil me up some baby! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

I mean I could really get used to comments like that.

Would just make my day.

You know what I am saying yo!

 

[DJGTSR 10+ year member]

we dont **** at life //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

well not all of you, but id reckon a large group.

Im trying to tell myself my wife doesnt >.

 

[DJGTSR 10+ year member]

Better yet, I want my female robot to say
You look **** sexay in that maids outfit! Now why dont you come over here and oil me up some baby! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

I mean I could really get used to comments like that.

Would just make my day.

You know what I am saying yo!

wait, you dressup as a french maid?

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

ugh

 

[Jordantyler 10+ year member]

lol yay! haha is that all yall care bout is *** //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif u have to love ur gf/or wife

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

wait, you dressup as a french maid?

Well it depends what you mean as dress up??

I like to well, uh, humm, wait, nevermind.

Just forget I mentioned that, ok.

I do however like to dress up like Hulk Hogan since I sport the hair style and rub my body in some really good Bath and body works fragrance oils. Shit smells so good and gives off good lighting for pictures to send over the net. Want to see a few. I am sporting the Yellow panties and everything. Pretty cool mang!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

lol yay! haha is that all yall care bout is *** //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif u have to love ur gf/or wife

is it really that surprising for you that 98% of all straight males only want you for ***?

 

[ExS 10+ year member]

We also need female to do our laundry, and vacuuming the floor.

 

[jujumantb 10+ year member]

PM me! I'm always down for a good shit viewing

 

[DJGTSR 10+ year member]

LOL oh dear.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

is it really that surprising for you that 98% of all straight males only want you for ***?

Must be in the 2 percentile. I want a woman for her brains.

Bayhahahahahah, yeah right, there is no such thing.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[jujumantb 10+ year member]

Must be in the 2 percentile. I want a woman for her brains.
Bayhahahahahah, yeah right, there is no such thing.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

Depends what definition of "brains" you're using.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

lol yay! haha is that all yall care bout is *** //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif u have to love ur gf/or wife

wanna know what the biggest thrill is? sleeping with chicks like you that think you have us all figured out. nothings better then the look of defeat on your face after a good fluid swap and punt out the door

 

[DJGTSR 10+ year member]

wanna know what the biggest thrill is? sleeping with chicks like you that think you have us all figured out. nothings better then the look of defeat on your face after a good fluid swap and punt out the door

^ I like this guy //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Jordantyler 10+ year member]

yall cant sit here and say yal havent ever cared and loved a girl,and actually cried over a girl