I HATE girls

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

Have you ever tried to pee with an erection ? Because that's the only way a dick gets in an *** ...

no dude, hump her in the butt for a while so the hole stays open then pull out, get soft and urinate down the hole

 

[Bigrick31 10+ year member]

no dude, hump her in the butt for a while so the hole stays open then pull out, get soft and urinate down the hole

Acidburn=the king of peeing in the butt //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/moon.gif.9d317aec3339ffe7fde0638df52c628a.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

no dude, hump her in the butt for a while so the hole stays open then pull out, get soft and urinate down the hole

G A P E

 

[pacho 10+ year member]

Naw, ya'll ain't heard sh**. I'm in college and had a girlfriend for a little over a week, I was in her room giving her a back massage and started making out with her for about 10 minutes. Then all of a sudden, she said she was tired and that I should go back to my dorm-at 10 pm! This was on Thursday, next night, I went to a party with some friends and who do I see dancing all up on some other guys, my f***en girl. But I'm over that s**t now so it's all good.

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

Wow, after 1 whole week ? That must've hurt, man ... Did you cry ?

Well someone is mad because their immune system sucks.

Ive gotten over all the shit. I just had to vent-so I made this thread.

Im just not going to call her and just forget all bout this shit, no good about dwelling on it.

Life sucks, I can move on.

 

[littlebuddy34 10+ year member]

Call her up and say you want to show her how much you love her. When she comes over, give her the CHILI DOG... take a guess

You take a hot steaming dumpola on her chest and then proceed to ***** **** her. Thats my favorite thing to do to a cheating ho.

 

[jtomsic 5,000+ posts]

yea id hafta agree with james though.. whats a week really.. we are talking years for some of us...its a bit different you get used to having someone around after awhile and you miss their company.. especially if you still love them.

 

[pacho 10+ year member]

yeah, i know, i didn't have any feelings for her, it just pissed me off that she would cheat on me after 1 week, it's all good though cause i'm gonna be hooking up with one of her roommates that she hates friday.

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

Acidburn=the king of peeing in the butt //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/moon.gif.9d317aec3339ffe7fde0638df52c628a.gif

why thank ya

 

[BDIDDY 10+ year member]

Wow, after 1 whole week ? That must've hurt, man ... Did you cry ?

Funniest thing ever.. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[ashaman 10+ year member]

This thread is ghey. Don't be the ***** in the relationship.

 

[jtomsic 5,000+ posts]

proud member of the he-man woman hater club

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

proud member of the he-man woman hater club

quick! whats the number for 911?

 

[joshpoints 10+ year member]

god fuking ****it im so fed up with all this bullshit this girl is giving me. its so fukin gay. we wentout and said we loved each other, at least I loved her and she said she "loved me". she break up w/ me on my bday and then still talks to me afterwards. then she all of a sudden says im annoying her when i havent even been talking to her, and then doesnt talk to me for 2 weeks... then I catch her at 430 am in front of my work(i was opening so i start at 445am) spitting jizz from this car and then like 2 weeks later she calls me and wants to me friends..
then after a few days of talking she says she still loves me and wishes thing could be like they used to. and now i foundout she called one of her exs from way back in the day and told him shes had feelings for him this whole time,when she knows he has a bf.

theres so much more than that, but i dont have time to type it all. Mike knows a lil of it, and Gauntlet-this is that same chick i was talking to you about a while ago.

I am SO FUKING TIRED OF ALL THIS BULLSHIT. i was fine living my life w/out her and she comes back in and wants to fuk it all up. i hate her so much.

How old is this girl? She's either trying to play both of you or her definition of love is a little off.

 

[RandyJ 10+ year member]

Its a vicious cycle, its great being single for awhile, but sooner or later you will want another relationship, then when you get back in one, you're like "now I remember why I broke that last one off" Kinda like mothers giving birth, they forget how incredibly painful it was.

I'm feeling a little of the same way. I have been with my girl for something like a year and a half, and at times, I get tired of her shit, I just get tired of her, and I have tried calling it off, but we always end up back together. Now, shes moving to Japan and im moving to Norfolk, I don't know what I am going to do //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif