I HATE girls

i'd do the DOUBLE donkey punch. Be fukin her in the *** while she's standing up and bent over...punch her in the back of the head, then when her head goes down, kick her in her face! There ya go, double donkey punch!
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get back together with her.

make sure its at her house.

**** her in the ***, then punch her in the back of the head head. its called a donkey punch. she will shit all over herself when ya do it. take a picture with a small digi cam (make sure you get her face) and then call her a ****ing dirty ****, and post the pic all over the net.

that will make her feel better and make her leave that guy. then tell her to **** off //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

that will make you feel better too //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/thumbsup.gif.3287b36ca96645a13a43aff531f37f02.gif
no no no, a donkey punch is when you punch her in the stomach, its a natural reflex that she will tighten her plevis muscles and your member will be pleasantly squeezed.

My favorite of the ****** slang terms is the "butt rodeo". You get a bunch of your friends to hide in your closet while you bring a girl home. When you make your move and hit her from behind, all your freinds jump out of the closet and you try to hold on to her and ride in the *** for as long as possible while she is freaking out //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yes.gif.2d6d3882a589966b8145fbc57db57f33.gif

 
I ran across this thread by accident but you should learn and remember a few things from this:

Lesson 1: Never ever NEVER trust a girl. I don;t care how sweet and honest you think she is, she isn't telling you everything. Best case is she is withholding a few things; worst case is she is lying her A$$ off. It's ok to be in love or heat with her but don't trust ANY of them. Yes that means your woman. This doesn;t mean you should be a paranoid freak but pay close attention and don't ignore your instincts if you feel something is wrong. I'm married to the best woman I know, do I love my wife? yes. Do I trust her? absolutely not.

Lesson 2: Remember the world of full of girls. Billions of them.....literally. Don't fret over one. Like I said, there are billions you can replace her with, hell, replace her with more than one. It's an endless supply of a natural resource. Don;t buy into the "soulmate" BS, there are many girls out there you'd like that you just haven't met.

So go out and talk to some women you find attractive. Be confident or at least act like you are. Make it a point to talk all you can and you'll be surprised how many will respond. You'll get shot down some but remember lesson 2. It only takes about a day to start a relationship with a woman so when you find one (or more), remember lesson #1 to avoid the BS you're going through now.

As for the girl giving you all the BS, ignore her or mess with her back. When she calls back, tell her you have a date and you have to go. When she asks how it went, tell her great but don;t give details. Make up lies, keep her guessing. She'll either get pissed or leave you alone to find some girls you really like, either way problem is solved.

Ok I'm done with that novel, back to work

 
I ran across this thread by accident but you should learn and remember a few things from this:
Lesson 1: Never ever NEVER trust a girl. I don;t care how sweet and honest you think she is, she isn't telling you everything. Best case is she is withholding a few things; worst case is she is lying her A$$ off. It's ok to be in love or heat with her but don't trust ANY of them. Yes that means your woman. This doesn;t mean you should be a paranoid freak but pay close attention and don't ignore your instincts if you feel something is wrong. I'm married to the best woman I know, do I love my wife? yes. Do I trust her? absolutely not.

Lesson 2: Remember the world of full of girls. Billions of them.....literally. Don't fret over one. Like I said, there are billions you can replace her with, hell, replace her with more than one. It's an endless supply of a natural resource. Don;t buy into the "soulmate" BS, there are many girls out there you'd like that you just haven't met.

So go out and talk to some women you find attractive. Be confident or at least act like you are. Make it a point to talk all you can and you'll be surprised how many will respond. You'll get shot down some but remember lesson 2. It only takes about a day to start a relationship with a woman so when you find one (or more), remember lesson #1 to avoid the BS you're going through now.

As for the girl giving you all the BS, ignore her or mess with her back. When she calls back, tell her you have a date and you have to go. When she asks how it went, tell her great but don;t give details. Make up lies, keep her guessing. She'll either get pissed or leave you alone to find some girls you really like, either way problem is solved.

Ok I'm done with that novel, back to work


While I think this is great advise. I still think that the doulbe donkey kick would make you feel MUCH better.

 
i feel for you man.. im having trouble with my girl ive been with for 5 years..we are actually taking a break right now.. it sucks..but its not fun being with her anymore.
Its a vicious cycle, its great being single for awhile, but sooner or later you will want another relationship, then when you get back in one, you're like "now I remember why I broke that last one off" Kinda like mothers giving birth, they forget how incredibly painful it was.

 
sorry man

ive been in a similar thing... my ex girlfriend broke up with me after she came back from a trip over last years summer for a guy who she NEVER dated and NEVER would date..she even told me she'd NEVER date him...now she doesnt talk to me..then back in october she said she still liked me but didnt want a relationship but then 2weeks after that convo turns out she hadbeen dating a guy since the whole "i dont want a relationship right now" type of bullshit...

 
I'm guessin' the majority of the guys on this forum could say they have had a girl like that. But I have an amazing girl right now that I'm gonna ask to marry her so I'm extremley happy with my life right now Love her so Much...I LOVE YOU VANESSA!

 
Donkey Punch

Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you ***, you stick your dick in her ***, and then punch her in the back of the neck. The blow to the neck will stun the muscles in the female's ***, which will constrict the penis and give you a tremendous orgasmic experience when you ejaculate

http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/funny/***.html

i say you give the "the bronco" just to get back her for what you did... and yes **** girls. tell everyone in the school she gave you gonnorhea.

 
Anyways...i'd do the DOUBLE donkey punch. Be fukin her in the *** while she's standing up and bent over...punch her in the back of the head, then when her head goes down, kick her in her face! There ya go, double donkey punch!
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*****es ain't shyt, hoes and tricks. some of you guys need to learn to protect yourselves. Whatever a girl tells you, consider it BS and a challenge to top it. Always have one or two ready. You'll be in control and wont have to deal with the BS, they will. consider yourself warned

 
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