I got Pwned!

[cyantist 10+ year member]

give him the "brain" then you can call him a *** & kick him in the arse twice-- from the movie Waiting

The 'goat' may be another option.. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/up2something.gif.dd110ecf3ae4b76050d87598f2f8de7c.gif

 

[86yota 10+ year member]

Syphon is gas, tacks in shoe, ziptie on driveshaft, let air out tires, keep hiding his keys, xlax in his drinks, etc. Do a ton of small stuff.

 

[SUB_URBAN 10+ year member]

Find an old washer/dryer/fridge. Then chain and padlock to his car. Also cover the item in vaseline to make it hard to move.

 

[tRiGgEr 5,000+ posts]

You know what's weird. My friends would never throw their shoe at me... Maybe you should re-evaluate who your friends really are

 

[Phrozt 10+ year member]

first... do something that's pretty weak, and make sure you say "THATS FOT KICKING ME IN THE NUTS!"

Then.. wait a few days...

THEN do something horrendous for kicking you in the nuts.

He thinks he's safe, then BAM

 

[mikeyboc 10+ year member]

Pull one straight out of Jackass, and take clippers to the back of his head when he is not looking, then when he turns around to say WTF, kick him in the nuts.

 

[HitManSE 10+ year member]

Ipecac , it will make him induce vomiting. Buy a bottle & use a little at a time on his drinks (or he might taste something strange)

We used a whole bottle on one of our friends back in the day, he downed a 44oz soda & less then 2 min later he started. I think we used a bit too much though, he kept vomiting for 3 hrs & wasnt feeling too well afterwards lol

Try using 1/4 bottle at a time. Do it when you have a lot of ppl over //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[Phrozt 10+ year member]

Nut in his girlfriend's mouth before she kisses him.

When he does say, "You taste that?? Looks like my balls still work, huh?'

 

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

My little cousins are just at the right height //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif You tell them hello and they do the usual punch to the nuts for fun. Last year I was hit so hard I puked. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[NhustlaR 10+ year member]

lol@ that jntar

 

[SUB_URBAN 10+ year member]

My little cousins are just at the right height //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif You tell them hello and they do the usual punch to the nuts for fun. Last year I was hit so hard I puked. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

little kids can be so cruel and they don't even have to try.

 

[goose5741 10+ year member]

little kids can be so cruel and they don't even have to try.

Haha thats so true, my little cousin when she was about 3-4 year old started kicking my cousin whos my age (like 14 maybe at the time) while he was on the ground, we encouraged it and she proceeded to kick the shit outta him, he actually got kinda hurt from it/had some bruises, although it was one of the funniest things i've ever seen in my life.

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

The 'goat' may be another option.. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/up2something.gif.dd110ecf3ae4b76050d87598f2f8de7c.gif

batwing nubs..batwing...