I got Pwned!

[goose5741 10+ year member]

I got totallyy pwned today. We were bored and sitting outside a friends house by our cars. One of my friends flings his shoe off at me and it nails me square in the balls. i've been hit a lot (too much) in the balls before but this was nothing compared to those times. Definatly the most intense pain i have ever experienced in my life, and it lasted forever (still can't walk easily lol). So what should i do to get back at him...haven't decided if i should just casue him some physical pain back, or go for the phsycological/humilitaion tactic. Give me some ideas that are within reason (i'm not going to kill him, blow his house up, plant drugs on him etc. (although he deserves it))

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[ToyTundra 10+ year member]

walk up and kick him back.

 

[FoxPro5 5,000+ posts]

Big wad of Hubba Bubba in his hair should do the trick //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[pcolasfinest 10+ year member]

you got to get him when he is least expecting it.....let it slide for a few days then when ya'll are chillin just go up behind him and kick him in the balls back

 

[kombat96 10+ year member]

give him the "brain" then you can call him a *** & kick him in the arse twice-- from the movie Waiting

 

[goose5741 10+ year member]

Gum in the hair is way to easy, penaut butter FTW there.

I'm actually really glad i was unable to move right afterwards becuase i probably would have either all but killed him on the spot, or caused some serious property damage.

Hitting him back is always a good option...but idk

 

[zachzchw 5,000+ posts]

A lot of little things to make up for the one major thing he did to you.

Let all the air out of his tires.

Tell a rough looking ***** hes way into her.

Put shit in his shoes, down in the toe part so he will put his foot all the way in it.

If he has a girlfriend, get one of your female friends to call her, say she is an ex, and she just wanted to let your friend know that she has bumps in her love zone, and they are from him.

These, plus whatever you come up with.

Then kick him in the nuts.

 

[dalucifer 10+ year member]

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[goose5741 10+ year member]

It's gonna be kinda fun to know that i can do something horrible to him whenever i want wiht basically no consequences lol.....i can't wait.

 

[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

Does his shower have curtains you can't see through? If he does, hide behind them when he's pooping and freak him out. Then kick him in the balls.

 

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

ziptie his hands and feet down to his bed and let a ****** named xena have his/her way with him, i dont think he will ever **** with you again.

 

[goose5741 10+ year member]

Does his shower have curtains you can't see through? If he does, hide behind them when he's pooping and freak him out. Then kick him in the balls.

hahaha i wanna try that, the kid takes his pooping pretty seriously lmao!

 

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

or try this, i saw a video of this online once. drink a whole bottle of corn syrup/eggs/milk mixture, then bust in the bathroom while hes pooping and throw up all over him. it was probably the funniest vid i have ever seen so it should work well. oh and get it on camera and post the results here //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

Have *** with his sister and mom.

 

[bigwheel15 10+ year member]

Have *** with his sister and mom.

Agreed, kidnap them if needed. Then proceed to burn his house down. That'll teach him to kick you in the balls.