I got caught today.

[LazyRider 10+ year member]

bump

 

[brynm 10+ year member]

bump

Why the hell are you bumping this?

 

[armitank]

i was 17 and had just nutted on a chicks face and she got up to go to the washroom to wash it off and her mom was in there and came out when she was walking in.. HHAHAHA ***** saw my load all over her face

needless to say i wasnt allowed over anymore

 

[sdmtnbiker420 10+ year member]

did you ejaculate?

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

oh so epic....good 3 year bump fukkmouth

 

[power-fanatic07 5,000+ posts]

Let it dye

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

What color? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

why the fuk did you come to ca.com and share?

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Ahhh, I remember I was dating this chick and I guess she didnt care for the taste of baby batter, because right after I almost blew a hole through the back of her head she ran off to the bathroom. Well she almost knocks her son over running down the hall, determined not to swallow I reckon. He comes in the room asking, "why can't my mom talk?". Priceless, I'll be eighty years old still laughing at that shit.

 

[*SlappinAzz*]

Ahhh, I remember I was dating this chick and I guess she didnt care for the taste of babby batter, because right after I almost blew a hole through the back of her head she ran off to the bathroom. Well she almost knocks her son over running down the hall, determined not to swallow I reckon. He comes in the room asking, "why can't my mom talk?". Priceless, I'll be eighty years old still laughing at that shit.

pics or GTFO

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

pics or GTFO

I actually do have a few pics of her. But I'm not posting them. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/moon.gif.9d317aec3339ffe7fde0638df52c628a.gif

 

[*SlappinAzz*]

I actually do have a few pics of her. But I'm not posting them. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/moon.gif.9d317aec3339ffe7fde0638df52c628a.gif

Cool story brah

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Cool story brah

Anytime bro