i faked an orgasm.

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

So, Saturday night, me, Mike, and a few friends go out drinking. Actually we started Saturday afternoon. By 2am, I'm hammered, and just want to lay down. Mike is feeling fine and wants the sexytime. ok whatever...he manages to get me worked up and a buttplug in me. 30 minutes later, and I'm nowhere near finished. I'm so drunk i just wanna go to sleep, so i faked it. Pretty good performance from what i remember too.
what it do?

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[SteveSkal]

You just drank too much, no worries. There is that point of no return and you passed it. If you have just enough alcohol you can be a stallion, if you have TOO much, you may not even be able to get it up, so Kudo's for even getting a stiffy LOL

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

if your puttin it in gear and you feel something smear....diarrhea

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

So, what did Mike have to say?

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

at least it was a mod. i have standards.

 

[GenderBender]

I bet you could not fake one on me.

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

Get in Touch With Your Man's Spot

Things You'll Need

* Lubricant

Steps

1

Step One

Learn about the location and shape of the prostate gland. The prostate gland is usually around the shape and size of a small bird's egg, and it can be touched through the rectum. The prostate gland is located between the pelvic muscles around the pubic bone.

2

Step Two

Talk to your partner about his comfort level with anal activity, which will be necessary in order to find his g spot. Some men may have issues regarding this type of ****** approach, so it's best to talk about this upfront before trying to experiment in the heat of the moment. Avoid touching that area of his body until you're sure about his personal boundaries.

3

Step Three

Buy some lubricant that is water based. Cover your finger with the lubricant and massage some of it gently on and around the anus.

4

Step Four

Slide your finger into your partner's rectum, using a slow and steady motion to gently push through the outermost layer.

5

Step Five

Be patient and go as slow as necessary. Allowing your partner time to adjust to this new feeling is important and may make him want even more of your finger inside him. Move your finger in and out of your partner's rectum to help relax it.

6

Step Six

Encourage your partner to relax and give in to this new sensation, even if it feels odd at first. Reassure your partner that you will not need to use the entire length of your finger, as you should be able to reach his g spot with about half the length of it. The first inch or so of the rectum is generally the most sensitive, so be sure to spend plenty of time focusing on this area.

7

Step Seven

Curl your finger upwards as soon as your partner is comfortable with the feel of your finger inside him. You should be able to feel his prostate, or g spot, with the tip of your finger. Some men are able to ejaculate from this sensation alone, so be prepared for your partner to experience an orgasm almost immediately.

Tips & Warnings

* Watch sexy videos with the man in your life. This may help him get in the mood for g spot stimulation.

 

[icandoit42069]

bump

 

[old_greg 10+ year member]

.he manages to get me worked up and a buttplug in me

am i the only one who caught this?

 

[old_greg 10+ year member]

HAHAHAHa TOASTED

 

[John3000 10+ year member]

.he manages to get me worked up and a buttplug in me
am i the only one who caught this?

 

[icandoit42069]

ttt

 

[statonburrell 10+ year member]

rectum hell, it about killed him