i faked an orgasm.

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

So, Saturday night, me, Mike, and a few friends go out drinking. Actually we started Saturday afternoon. By 2am, I'm hammered, and just want to lay down. Mike is feeling fine and wants the sexytime. ok whatever...he manages to get me worked up and a buttplug in me. 30 minutes later, and I'm nowhere near finished. I'm so drunk i just wanna go to sleep, so i faked it. Pretty good performance from what i remember too.

what it do?

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[04_edge 10+ year member]

you mean you dont just swish the alcohol around and spit it out?

 

[CrispedUp 10+ year member]

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[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

good for you.

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

running down to first and you feel something burst....diarrhea

 

[L7Fiend]

I don't even know where to begin. Maybe if you had inhaled and not drank, you would have enjoyed it more.

 

[andrewmoore13 10+ year member]

the day i fake an orgasm is the day i end my life //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

if she doesnt cut it... find another.

that or atleast finish yourself off in the bathroom...

 

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

the day i fake an orgasm is the day i end my life //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif
if she doesnt cut it... find another.

that or atleast finish yourself off in the bathroom...

You're probly 16 and you get get wood when there is a strong breeze...that will fade.

When I drink a bunch I dont get mine usually. Its not her...its me and alcohol. I usually just fvck her brains out until I pass out on her lol.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

You're probly 16 and you get get wood when there is a strong breeze...that will fade.

When I drink a bunch I dont get mine usually. Its not her...its me and alcohol. I usually just fvck her brains out until I pass out on her lol.

you're a true warrior, sir.

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

Now you know what your GF has been dealing with since you met.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

Now you know what your GF has been dealing with since you met.

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[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

Lol You just got savaged haha!

 

[TechnoViking 10+ year member]

Lol You just got savaged haha!

RAWR!!!111

 

[TechnoViking 10+ year member]

So, Saturday night, me, Mike, and a few friends go out drinking. Actually we started Saturday afternoon. By 2am, I'm hammered, and just want to lay down. Mike is feeling fine and wants the sexytime. ok whatever...he manages to get me worked up and a buttplug in me. 30 minutes later, and I'm nowhere near finished. I'm so drunk i just wanna go to sleep, so i faked it. Pretty good performance from what i remember too.
what it do?

sorry, havent been on since yesterday.

It all makes sense!

 

[jer_stud56 10+ year member]

Uh. That sucks man. Seems like you have more than one problem there though.