i dont know what to title this but its funny!

[VOA_NIGHTMARE 10+ year member]

"Having *** is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,

you'd better have a good hand."

Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately

doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."

Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase ****** arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."

Lynn Lavner

"*** at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."

Camille Paglia

"*** is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The

other eight are unimportant."

George Burns

"Women might be able to

fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."

Sharon Stone

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-*****."

Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he

lives, but he never forgets oral ***, no matter how bad it is."

Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a

sense of humor)

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip

out a man's genitals through his wallet."

Robin Williams

"Women need a reason to have ***. Men just need a place."

Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more

comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front

of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course,

men are just grateful."

Robert De Niro

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"

Dustin Hoffman

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because

men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody *****'."

Jerry Seinfeld

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a

penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

Robin Williams

"It's been so long since I've had ***, I've forgotten who

ties up whom."

Joan Rivers

"*** is one of the most wholesome,

beautiful and natural experiences money can buy."

Steve Martin

" You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little

things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay

good money for in later life."

Elmo Phillips

" Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."

Oscar Wilde

" It isn't premarital *** if you have no intention of getting married."

George Burns

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[VOA_NIGHTMARE 10+ year member]

someone read this

 

[badm0f0 10+ year member]

haha shit was funny as hell

 

[bigluis 10+ year member]

i thought they were alright

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

Ive heard some of those but still damn funny!!

 

[caviman_01]

that is some pretty funnyt shit.

 

[PV Audio 5,000+ posts]

oy eet fuhnneh

 

[badm0f0 10+ year member]

oy eet fuhnneh

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