***** = the characters name
Dr. Kohlzak: [at a Sperm Bank and Fertility Clinic, unbeknownst to *****, who's faking an old football injury] When did you first notice the problem?
*****: In the backyard, with my uncle.
Dr. Kohlzak: In the backyard... with your uncle?
*****: Yes, when he comes over we like to go out in the backyard and throw it around for a while.
Dr. Kohlzak: And what did you and your uncle find out?
*****: Oh, I can't keep up with him, mine hurt especially on the long ones. I can't seem to straighten it out, it has no feeling, it's... it's kind of numb. I may have yanked it too much maybe.
Dr. Kohlzak: [Hands him a cup and opens a door to another room] If you would.
*****: For what?
Dr. Kohlzak: A sperm count.
*****: In here?
Dr. Kohlzak: Well, it's not exactly the backyard, but it'll do.