I bow to no man..

[bumpinne0n 10+ year member]

this should be easy

Forrest Gump FTW

This one should be easy:

*: [cheerfully] Welcome to Marathon, may I help you? **: Yes.

*: How may I help you?

**: You can start by wiping that fucking dumbass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!

*: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.

**: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

*: May I see your rental agreement.

**: I threw it away.

*: Oh boy.

**: Oh boy what?

*: You're fucked!

 

[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

planes trains and automobiles

#: Whose motorcycle is this?##: Its a chopper baby

#: Whose chopper is this?

##: Its Zeds

#: Whos Zed?

#: Zeds dead baby, Zeds dead

 

[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

cmon

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

pulp fiction //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

I just thought of somethin' funny man.... YOUR MAMA!

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

u bastages gave up on this or what? lol

 

[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

i had to cheat

never seen it

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

LOL, u never heard that line????

 

[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

never knew it was from that movie

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

i think your lost....lol....what movie/line?

 

[AphexTwin 10+ year member]

I just thought of somethin' funny man.... YOUR MAMA!

Cheech and Chong Up In Smoke

Heres mine

"Hmm. I guess it would have to be the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal and I remember thinking, 'Wow, you're ridiculously good looking. Maybe you could do that for a career.'"

 

[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

zoolander

surprisingly ive seen that movie like 5 times but i HATE it

#:The rule of thumb here is...##: Wait, rule of thumb? In the early 1900s it was legal for men to beat their wives as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb

#: Well, can't do much damage with that then can we? Perhaps it should have been a rule of wrist?

 

[AphexTwin 10+ year member]

The Boondock Saints

Fantastic movie ..

"And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patris, et filii... ...et spiritus sancti. "

ok On to my Quote...

"Hey Joe, you want me to shoot this guy?

******: $hit... You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize. "

 

[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

reservoir dogs?

 

[AphexTwin 10+ year member]

yes