I bow to no man..

[AndyB 10+ year member]

prefontaine ( I live in the town where he ran track)

Thats pretty cool. He was a freak.

 

[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

"Like a midget at a urinal, I was gonna have to stay on my toes."
"Like a blind man at an orgy, I was gonna have to feel things out."

(same movie)

***** = the characters name

Dr. Kohlzak: [at a Sperm Bank and Fertility Clinic, unbeknownst to *****, who's faking an old football injury] When did you first notice the problem?

*****: In the backyard, with my uncle.

Dr. Kohlzak: In the backyard... with your uncle?

*****: Yes, when he comes over we like to go out in the backyard and throw it around for a while.

Dr. Kohlzak: And what did you and your uncle find out?

*****: Oh, I can't keep up with him, mine hurt especially on the long ones. I can't seem to straighten it out, it has no feeling, it's... it's kind of numb. I may have yanked it too much maybe.

Dr. Kohlzak: [Hands him a cup and opens a door to another room] If you would.

*****: For what?

Dr. Kohlzak: A sperm count.

*****: In here?

Dr. Kohlzak: Well, it's not exactly the backyard, but it'll do.

***** gun 33 and 1/3

This stuff will make you a god damned ****** tyrannosaurus just like me

this out of turn chaos will make the forum explode OH NOEZ! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/nono.gif.eca61d170185779e0921b0faa9704973.gif :nono:

 

[AphexTwin 10+ year member]

"*******: What's the diameter of a chicken egg?

*******: 4.08 centimeters.

*******: No what's that in inches?

*******: 1.61, what the **** you gettin' at?

*******: I got ten bucks saying I can squeeze a chicken egg up his *** without it breaking.

*******.: You can't put no chicken egg up his ***, Man, look at him, he a tightass.

*******: No, it can be done.

*******: I'll take that bet. "

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

"*******: What's the diameter of a chicken egg?*******: 4.08 centimeters.

*******: No what's that in inches?

*******: 1.61, what the **** you gettin' at?

*******: I got ten bucks saying I can squeeze a chicken egg up his *** without it breaking.

*******.: You can't put no chicken egg up his ***, Man, look at him, he a tightass.

*******: No, it can be done.

*******: I'll take that bet. "

me myself and irene //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

"kalima.....KAlimaaaa...KALIMAAA SHAK TI MAY!!!!!!"

 

[AphexTwin 10+ year member]

"kalima.....KAlimaaaa...KALIMAAA SHAK TI MAY!!!!!!"

Joe vs the Volcano?

or the new pirates movie

BTW gj me myself and irene was right

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Joe vs the Volcano? or the new pirates movie

BTW gj me myself and irene was right

nope, lol,

and thxXx, that was one of my fav. parts of the movie, other part was when he fights with the cow LOL

 

[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

get another quote for that movie syko

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

its been a long time since i seen it.......thats all i can remember for now....ill try google......

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

*******: [realizing what ***** planning] Oh... my... God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Is he nuts?

********: He no nuts, he's crazy!

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

im pwning this part of the thread lol

 

[bumpinne0n 10+ year member]

*******: [realizing what ***** planning] Oh... my... God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Is he nuts? ********: He no nuts, he's crazy!

Indiana Jones ?

Here's one:

****: I said, "Next," ******* it! This is not the DMV!

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Indiana Jones ?
Here's one:

****: I said, "Next," ******* it! This is not the DMV!

hehe, which one though? lol

 

[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

Indiana Jones ?
Here's one:

****: I said, "Next," ******* it! This is not the DMV!

bad santa!

He no nuts, he's crazy!

that totally gave it away that little asian kid rocks

temple of doom

 

[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

Goddamn it *name*! You're a goddamn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard! You must have a goddamn IQ of 160! You are goddamn gifted!

this should be easy

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

that totally gave it away that little asian kid rockstemple of doom

yea i thought it would lol