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The port would become very inefficient. As the cross sectional area of the blocking section gets larger, the sub will begin to act more and more like a small sealed enclosure and the port will become less and less efficient.
If the opening is small enough it will act like a crappy dual-chamber reflex box (unless tuned specifically and properly). Otherwise it will just act like a crappy bass reflex box.
Here's an example of a DCR (dual chamber reflex) enclosure: