How to impress this chick's dad?

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

So this guy knows nothing about me, but yet he doesn't want me to date his daughter?
He said I wasn't dressed appropriately when I picked her up. I was wearing brand new shoes, brand new shorts, and a $40 Polo.

So he finds me on myspace, sends me a message saying I'm not welcome at his house, and that I need to basically **** off.

I went over to his house, and he slammed the door on my face.

How do I impress this guy?

PIIHB????

He seems to be too involved in his daughter's life. Almost to the point where it's creepy. He might want her all to himself. Yeah I'm going there with it. You did all you can do. But a father who logs onto his daughter's myspace?????????? Better yet, if it wasn't her myspace, he created one and looked you up? Just chalk that one up as a loss. Plenty more skanks that can ride on your passenger side. Some without fathers.

 

[reid1boys 10+ year member]

Im a guy, I know the responses to expect, the responses that followed my post only reinforce why dads will always hate boys. And for the jackass that wants some nudes, I dont traffic in kiddie **** fool, as I have a 6 and 8 year old.

The guy asked a question, I answered his question. Act like a TYPICAL guy, and you will never get respect... it is just that simple.

Trust me, nobody on this forum can insult me, my wife or kids. I am way beyond worrying about someone trying to get laughs or a rise out of me.

BUt I love it, it is all good. I actually am straight up with my daughters and tell them that EVERY guy out there is talking about them just like the posts above. This thread will be good reading good for them to always remember what that guy they are dating is really like.

So thanks.

The amount of help on this forum is never ending

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

if he doesn't, then he's a pussy, and you don't want your daughter to be a lesbian //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[BoomBoomBoy 10+ year member]

And for the jackass that wants some nudes, I dont traffic in kiddie **** fool, as I have a 6 and 8 year old.

Ok then, the freshman and her big sister. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

Ok then, the freshman and her big sister. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

just her big sis //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

My g/f's father liked me from the get-go, probably because in real life I'm extremely cordial and polite, and well spoken. I had a tough obstacle to overcome, too- I'm whiter than white, and she's Puerto Rican, and her entire father's side of the family is 100% PR.

Plus, it helps that I'm 6'1 230 and he's 5'3" 150..

 

[BoomBoomBoy 10+ year member]

just her big sis //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

I added the freshman for effect. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[BoomBoomBoy 10+ year member]

My g/f's father liked me from the get-go, probably because in real life I'm extremely cordial and polite, and well spoken. I had a tough obstacle to overcome, too- I'm whiter than white, and she's Puerto Rican, and her entire father's side of the family is 100% PR.
Plus, it helps that I'm 6'1 230 and he's 5'3" 150..

I'm serious, all my g/f's fathers liked me when I was young. I always called them Mr. + last name and was polite. Little did they realize that I ended up banging all their daughters in their own houses once they went to bed. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

I'm serious, all my g/f's fathers liked me when I was young. I always called them Mr. + last name and was polite. Little did they realize that I ended up banging all their daughters in their own houses once they went to bed. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif

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I think reid knows this fact and tries not to think about it.

 

[snoopysnooper 10+ year member]

options:

kill him

knock up said daughter

get said daughter drunk go to vegas n get married (happened to me twice, living in nevada sucks)

beat the dads ***** *** in some gay table sport (like pool, foose ball, air hockey)

date the mom

 

[BoomBoomBoy 10+ year member]

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I think reid knows this fact and tries not to think about it.

Denial is not a river in Egypt. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[reid1boys 10+ year member]

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I think reid knows this fact and tries not to think about it.

Hmmmmmm..I am 38 and my oldest daughter is 20. She was at my HS graduation, so even some of you dumb *****(all in good fun boys) can do that simple math.

Why do you think I am like I am. Been there, done that when most of you were still white pieces of goob in your daddy's shorts. I know what it is like, I just make sure my kids know what it is like also.

You ever seen the movie "Kids?" Came out in 93 or so. Pretty accurate depiction of some young boys on the prowl for young girls. i sat down with my daughter and made her watch it with us. She was pretty embarrased, but I have no problmes telling her that boys have one thing in mind and I hold nothing back. I dont avoid words and speak politely.

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

Why not just look for a chick with shitty parents and low self esteem. Much easier than running in circles for one dumb broad, I think you have a severe case of 'oneitis'

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

You ever seen the movie "Kids?" Came out in 93 or so. Pretty accurate depiction of some young boys on the prowl for young girls. i sat down with my daughter and made her watch it with us. She was pretty embarrased, but I have no problmes telling her that boys have one thing in mind and I hold nothing back. I dont avoid words and speak politely.

HAHA kind of creepy you did that but that movie really was a wake up call, almost made me want to start using rubbers while picking up hookers

 

[BoomBoomBoy 10+ year member]

Hmmmmmm..I am 38 and my oldest daughter is 20. She was at my HS graduation, so even some of you dumb *****(all in good fun boys) can do that simple math.
Why do you think I am like I am. Been there, done that when most of you were still white pieces of goob in your daddy's shorts. I know what it is like, I just make sure my kids know what it is like also.

You ever seen the movie "Kids?" Came out in 93 or so. Pretty accurate depiction of some young boys on the prowl for young girls. i sat down with my daughter and made her watch it with us. She was pretty embarrased, but I have no problmes telling her that boys have one thing in mind and I hold nothing back. I dont avoid words and speak politely.

ROTFLMFAO! You're on here preaching and you knocked up some poor dad's daughter @ 17?

It's all about the KARMA.

You're a real peach! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif