How to impress this chick's dad?

[ls2poweredgoat 5,000+ posts]

So this guy knows nothing about me, but yet he doesn't want me to date his daughter?

He said I wasn't dressed appropriately when I picked her up. I was wearing brand new shoes, brand new shorts, and a $40 Polo.

So he finds me on myspace, sends me a message saying I'm not welcome at his house, and that I need to basically **** off.

I went over to his house, and he slammed the door on my face.

How do I impress this guy?

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[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

fuck him

dont even worry about the dad. him hating you for w/e reason will make the chick like you that much more //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

girls dont like guys that their dads like //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

oh, and pics or //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/ban.gif.ce8465566702ef9f72e97e794ed1c86a.gif

 

[ls2poweredgoat 5,000+ posts]

fuck him
dont even worry about the dad. him hating you for w/e reason will make the chick like you that much more //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

girls dont like guys that their dads like //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

The thing is, she still lives with them, and although she's 18, she still needs his approval. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

 

[mazzasec 5,000+ posts]

fuck him
dont even worry about the dad. him hating you for w/e reason will make the chick like you that much more //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

girls dont like guys that their dads like //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Couldnt be put any better.

 

[bones22 5,000+ posts]

make a video fvcking his daughter in the a$$ and put it on your myspace for him to find

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Tell him she said your penis is smaller than his.

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

The thing is, she still lives with them, and although she's 18, she still needs his approval. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

sneaking out FTW? if shes diggin you, she will find a way to get out, and if she dont then move on to the next

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[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Sounds like it's a been too late for first impressions. Other than that, you're probably going to need the girl's coordination and finding out some of his interests and hobbies. Then lie your *** off about stuff you have in common. Maybe come to the house dressed up next time instead of a pair of shorts and a polo.

 

[dumpin907 10+ year member]

bring his daughter flowers and give them to her in front of him and he will notice how happy his daughter is and then he willl stop hatin' on you.

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

make a video fvcking his daughter in the a$$ and put it on your myspace for him to find

ahahaha

agreed

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

bring his daughter flowers and give them to her in front of him and he will notice how happy his daughter is and then he willl stop hatin' on you.

nope

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Importantly though, how old are you and do you think there is a chance of a lasting relationship? If there's no shot of a relationship outside of fucking, forget about it. The girl will like you that much more.

If you really like her, you are going to need to get her dad to like you. Relationships with parents that don't like you are never worth it in the long run.

 

[ls2poweredgoat 5,000+ posts]

This guy is a total prick.

She is very conservative, good girl. She isn't the usual fast food **** I usually **** around with.

I reallllly like this chick, she's super cool and realllly hott.

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

nothing you will do will get him to like you. its programmed into every dads head once their daughter is born to protect her from every guy in the world, regardless. hit that shit raw, dawg

lol