How to impress this chick's dad?

[bass-aholic 10+ year member]

So this guy knows nothing about me, but yet he doesn't want me to date his daughter?
He said I wasn't dressed appropriately when I picked her up. I was wearing brand new shoes, brand new shorts, and a $40 Polo.

So he finds me on myspace, sends me a message saying I'm not welcome at his house, and that I need to basically **** off.

I went over to his house, and he slammed the door on my face.

How do I impress this guy?

piitb?

 

[mackin 10+ year member]

i dress like a Wigger and my girls parents love me.. They like my 3xl shirts.. black and red shorts down to my ankle and hi tops i never have tied and straps pokin out.. in fact i live wit em! her dad is a biker with 150 tats.. he's 5ft6 150lbs and im 6ft 280 lbs.. he drives a silverado with harley decals and shit and i got a Monte Carlo on 20's.. he's one the coolest cats i have ever known and her mom is chill as an ice cube. appearance is not all its cracked up to be.. I have been with her for 5 yrs.. and i have dressed like this since i was ... shit as long as have had cousins..
p.s. Im layin in my Drawz on my scarface bed spread, eatin chicken ramen noodles ,watchin UFC :wink:

you are dating a hood rat //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Taken from OP's Myspace...

Definitely wouldn't let my daughter near an ugly skank like that.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Crap. That isn't the OP.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

maybe you smelled like fast food when you first showed up at his doorstep?

 

[95ZJ 10+ year member]

Pull a Ken Park and fellate him.

 

[Alpine CDA-9815 10+ year member]

Get a hooker and have her give him a BJ.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

then he'll call him cheap for not opting for the full fuck

 

[Alpine CDA-9815 10+ year member]

Pay for full **** but only suggest a BJ at first?

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

wtf for? if you paid for it, might as well let the guy get your money's worth

 

[Alpine CDA-9815 10+ year member]

Isn't it the thought that counts!?

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

fuck the thoughts, get me some real gifts or it's gonna be a bad X-mas.

 

[Alpine CDA-9815 10+ year member]

Fine... get two hookers and pay them both to douch and give her dad the pootang.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I brought her home 10 minutes early.

ok, then what answer are you wanting to hear, and we will all cater to your idiotic needs. our ea fukin ****, and you wont accept good advice when you hear it, you just want to hear "oh its all going to be ok, bring her some flowers in fron tif him" jesus christ you idiot, this isnt going to work out the way you want, the sooner you realize that, the sooner you will be able to get over this dumb manipulating cunt and her fucked up, retarded, and controlling father.

No offense.. but at least you know what i Meant.. . . you actually feel the same way i do...lol
Well you are def on the right track, just play it cool, and things will work out.. just constantly be polite to the parents.

no, fuck the father, he will learn to accept it or kill himself or the daughter. Jesus, people adapt and he is no different. I dont know hard why this is so hard to understand. You cant cater to everybody.

I had a chicks dad who hated the thought of me being with his daughter, they were super strict. LIved out in the boon docks ( literally 45 minutes from a walmart if that gives you any idea ). Home schooled all 12 of there kids, but this girl was sweet as can be. I met her at church and we dated behind his back for like 2 years. In the end the sneaking behind his back got old and too much trouble.
if she's 18, she needs to grow up, mommy and daddy wont be there to coddle her forever.

the 45 minutes from a walmart comment is hilarious. hahaha.

To answer the OP:
Have *** with him.

might work.

Fine... get two hookers and pay them both to douch and give her dad the pootang.

wat

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

wtf