How to impress this chick's dad?

[ls2poweredgoat 5,000+ posts]

I've found your solution.
Sneak into her house late tonight, surprise butt secks her mom, and shoot her dad in the head. Then you can bang her and her mom when ever and move in.

Problem solved. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Maybe I will fvck the dad too.

But seriously guys, I FINALLY meet a girl I truly like, and I get ****ed over.

 

[Intrepid Bass 10+ year member]

Um... find out the kind of shit he likes, give him a gift certificate to his fav restaurant. Might sound lame but that's what I did and it worked...

 

[ls2poweredgoat 5,000+ posts]

Um... find out the kind of shit he likes, give him a gift certificate to his fav restaurant. Might sound lame but that's what I did and it worked...

Eh idk. The bastard slammed the ****ing door on my face.

What kind of ***** does that shit?

 

[Fusion_FREAK 10+ year member]

Maybe I will fvck the dad too.

But seriously guys, I FINALLY meet a girl I truly like, and I get ****ed over.

eeeeeeeeeeeee

Late tonight, sneak into her house, and start to **** her dad. Maybe he will like you, I don't know.

Cut your loses and find another chick who's parent's don't control their life.

 

[Intrepid Bass 10+ year member]

Eh idk. The bastard slammed the ****ing door on my face.
What kind of ***** does that shit?

That is ****ed up. He's prob too attached to her or some shit...

 

[ls2poweredgoat 5,000+ posts]

eeeeeeeeeeeee
Late tonight, sneak into her house, and start to **** her dad. Maybe he will like you, I don't know.

Cut your loses and find another chick who's parent's don't control their life.

Sounds like too much work. I'd have to buy lube.

 

[Fusion_FREAK 10+ year member]

Sounds like too much work. I'd have to buy lube.

Well go to Walmart, and buy a 5 gallon bcket of Astroglide, you get a 10% discount.

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

She said if she can't get her dad to like me, then we have to quit seeing each other. Her parents are super strict, they have total control over her.

then screw her, she aint worth it

 

[ls2poweredgoat 5,000+ posts]

Well go to Walmart, and buy a 5 gallon bcket of Astroglide, you get a 10% discount.

Astroglide sucks.

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

there are more "cool" chicks out there than you think. trust me, if i can find one, anyone can..

 

[edzy 10+ year member]

ask the guy out for a little one on one talk. drive to a secluded area, have some goons show up, beat him to a pulp, then tell him if he even looks at you again, he will be killed.

 

[edzy 10+ year member]

sorry, that was wrong. ^^^

Instead, get her pregnant, and if he wants to see the kid, he will have to accept you.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

She said if she can't get her dad to like me, then we have to quit seeing each other. Her parents are super strict, they have total control over her.

break up with her.

 

[RipDaJacka]

buy like a 10in ***** and cram it down ur pants, and let him answer the door and see the massive man-sword running down ur leg. if he doesnt like u then....

plan 2... beat on the door at 3a.m. wearing nothing but a Pringles can

 

[sqhertz 5,000+ posts]

spell your name on his front lawn with gas and light it on fire.