how to hook up with drunk chicks at a party??

[southstylestang 10+ year member]

getting a drunk chick is easy. getting it up to shag her...
whiskey d1ck for teh lose.

been there done that and it sucks lol. at least what little bit of that night i can remember sucked b/c of it.

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

If you started the night drinking w/ her, or met her at a party that you went to drunk, and she was there drunk as well, I say go for it.

Only time its a no-no, is when you are completely sober, and theyre just fuked up to no end....then its just bad juju.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

**** the small talk, **** the *****

 

[sweet_insanity 10+ year member]

1. Approach drunken woman.

2. "Will you "hook up with me?"

If failure occurs:

Offer more drinks

If failure still occurs:

Offer more drinks until she passes out...

If failure endures...:

You're a ****in loser. God hates you. You don't deserve to live. You should slit your wrists and write in your blog....Then kill yourself.

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

1. Approach drunken woman.2. "Will you "hook up with me?"

If failure occurs:

Offer more drinks

If failure still occurs:

Offer more drinks until she passes out...

If failure endures...:

You're a ****in loser. God hates you. You don't deserve to live. You should slit your wrists and write in your blog....Then kill yourself.

Three years ago, it'd be "You should slit your wrists and write in your journal"

 

[jujumantb 10+ year member]

then its just bad juju.

Whachu know bout it bwoy

My freshmen year I stayed in to study for a test one drinkin night, a girl on the floor came down to my room late and wanted cock BADLY. She was drunk, but not wasted or anything. To ease my morals I took two shots first then hit it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif

 

[sweet_insanity 10+ year member]

Three years ago, it'd be "You should slit your wrists and write in your journal"

****in internet

 

[southstylestang 10+ year member]

Whachu know bout it bwoy
My freshmen year I stayed in to study for a test one drinkin night, a girl on the floor came down to my room late and wanted cock BADLY. She was drunk, but not wasted or anything. To ease my morals I took two shots first then hit it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif

haha when you have any thoughts that your gonna feel bad about it the next day.......................just take a few shots back to back and youll be just fine. when i was at the frat party and the 2 girls was wanting to hook up in the bathroom i wasnt even close to being drunk enough for it so i just started shotgunning beers while we waited on the other girls to get out of the bathroom.

 

[AVSTANG02]

Do you guys realize how pathetic you sound?

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

Do you guys realize how pathetic you sound?

hahaha

Whachu know bout it bwoy
My freshmen year I stayed in to study for a test one drinkin night, a girl on the floor came down to my room late and wanted cock BADLY. She was drunk, but not wasted or anything. To ease my morals I took two shots first then hit it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif

oh,well then, that changes everything now doesnt it?

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

this shit is hilarious and i think avstang needs to stop being a douche...

 

[loserpunk 10+ year member]

If you started the night drinking w/ her, or met her at a party that you went to drunk, and she was there drunk as well, I say go for it.
Only time its a no-no, is when you are completely sober, and theyre just fuked up to no end....then its just bad juju.

x2

you should be just as drunk if not more so than the girl you're hooking up with

 

[skeptikal Premium Member]

Lol if some hot *** drunk girl goes up to a sober guy and says "Take me upstairs". And she wants it dirty, How many guys do you think are going to stop and be like "No I can't do that".... like 3/100 maybe. The other ones are going to say "Let's go"

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

Lol if some hot *** drunk girl goes up to a sober guy and says "Take me upstairs". And she wants it dirty, How many guys do you think are going to stop and be like "No I can't do that".... like 3/100 maybe. The other ones are going to say "Let's go"

x2:crazy:

 

[loserpunk 10+ year member]

just get super trashed super quick.......everclear ftw