How to cure / prevent itchy ******* syndrome

[dave_damage 10+ year member]

I have something I like to call SBD. No Thats no silent but deadly. it stands for Saggy . Ball . Disease. When i am real hot my balls seem to sag **** near to my knees. Any cures? PM me for pics.

 

[ciaonzo 5,000+ posts]

The problem, Michael, is that with your age of about 75, incontinence is kicking in and you have a steady drip going so you should probably just get used to it. You could always let that dog of yours lick your sphincter with regularity. I hear dog saliva has many healthy enzymes.

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

I've had a persistent itchy *******, and I don't know how to make it go away. I've already ceased all forms of assplay, but my ******* continues itching. Any ideas as to how I could prevent further itchy ******* syndrome?

I have something I like to call SBD. No Thats no silent but deadly. it stands for Saggy . Ball . Disease. When i am real hot my balls seem to sag **** near to my knees. Any cures? PM me for pics.

Dude same here!

 

[littlepucker]

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[xX J Brutal Xx 10+ year member]

You would fuc|

He said an Amp, Batt, and HO Alt //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[DidUHearThat? 10+ year member]

Looks like a couple of ****'s have hooked up right here on CA.com. Not surprising. Post pics of your wedding. Spare us the pics of the honeymoon.

 

[AVSTANG02]

Take a tooth brush and scrub.

 

[fshanda 10+ year member]

This should do the trick.

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