How to cure / prevent itchy ******* syndrome

[littlepucker]

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Sounds like you have a baby hemorrhoid growing. Make sure to nurture that little guy by not wiping your *** for a few days and eating lots of peanuts so your logs come out really big and hard.

It also helps to hold back taking poops for a few days so things get all packed up hard. That way when you're ready, heave and heave hard. That should aid his growth.

**** Canandians

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

It's the only way..

 

[HonkyKong 10+ year member]

Any ideas as to how I could prevent further itchy ******* syndrome?

Wipe.

 

[GabeC 10+ year member]

try ****in washing ur *** hole and wiping it properly after u shit u fat nasty ****

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

try ****in washing ur *** hole and wiping it properly after u shit u fat nasty ****

Can't always wash man, it happens!

Walmart bathroom toilet paper is killer dood

 

[GabeC 10+ year member]

i shitted in a walmart once.

was fun.

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

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[DidUHearThat? 10+ year member]

You're just horny. Pick up some big black dude and get your *** fawked like the *** you are. Get his number so the next time your *** tickles you can just call him up for a **** booty call.

 

[CobraStang98 10+ year member]

Anti itch foot powder works well... When i had a bad streak of the runs this past winter my *** was soo itchy from shitting so much its was annoying me. I tried it out and it was amazing.

 

You're prolli just allergic to the latex in the condoms that the large black man is wearing when he makes u his bottom bitch on a nightly basis.

 

[littlepucker]

You're prolli just allergic to the latex in the condoms that the large black man is wearing when he makes u his bottom bitch on a nightly basis.

This. You may just want to let him hit it raw. Accept that you are going to get aids eventually might as well be now.

 

[dave_damage 10+ year member]

shower?

 

[blackman 10+ year member]

You need to melt a funky pup magnet with a torch right in the middle of your *******.

you lie.....u say the impossible.....

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[Michael Savage 10+ year member]

A big black rawdog.

I like it.

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

I knew you would sweety

 

[blackman 10+ year member]

A big black rawdog.
I like it.

u can rent me ......for the price of another AQ2200D, a yellow top, and a HO alt.