How to cure / prevent itchy ******* syndrome

[Michael Savage 10+ year member]

wash ya ***.

Should I invest in a bidet?

 

[x1le 10+ year member]

wow. hilarity at it's finest. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/plthumbsdown.gif.d7966af824c93c6021d1aae1778b1c19.gif

 

[Mr.Ronin_2U]

Should I invest in a bidet?

If you have a dog I would suggest letting him or her have a shot at trying to rectify your rectal area.

 

[Michael Savage 10+ year member]

wow. hilarity at it's finest. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/plthumbsdown.gif.d7966af824c93c6021d1aae1778b1c19.gif

This is a serious thread. I have an itchy ******* and I need help.

 

[x1le 10+ year member]

This is a serious thread. I have an itchy ******* and I need help.

That's prolly cuz it's so loose. The drooping skin constantly rubbing against each other causes a lot of irritation I'm sure. Shove a cucumber up the'ol rectum to keep the excess skin nice and tight and you'll be good to go bro.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Cortizone cream?

 

[Ryan1126]

This is foul, but i could not help but to laugh, usually i grab the sides of the chair and pull myself down and move from side to side, its like an orgasm.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

This is foul, but i could not help but to laugh, usually i grab the sides of the chair and pull myself down and move from side to side, its like an orgasm.

Ahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahah

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Ahahahahahahahahahaahahahhaahah

 

[microhaxo 10+ year member]

quit being a ***

but seriously though, stop playing with your butt hole.

 

[AVSTANG02]

I've had a persistent itchy *******, and I don't know how to make it go away. I've already ceased all forms of assplay, but my ******* continues itching. Any ideas as to how I could prevent further itchy ******* syndrome?

Shower and clean your ***.

 

[littlepucker]

Have you taken your rectal temperature?

Report back. I am more or less an expert.

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

My problem is the hair itching in my crack

Sigh....

 

[krainium 10+ year member]

www-antimonkeybutt-com

Works great I used to use when I raced motocross.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

Good informative thread //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

Sounds like you have a baby hemorrhoid growing. Make sure to nurture that little guy by not wiping your *** for a few days and eating lots of peanuts so your logs come out really big and hard.

It also helps to hold back taking poops for a few days so things get all packed up hard. That way when you're ready, heave and heave hard. That should aid his growth.

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

Also get your mother to look at it to make sure he grows properly. If the baby hemorrhoid isn't growing properly tell her to apply the blunt end of a bat to your rear so as to open things up.