How to cure / prevent itchy ******* syndrome

[Michael Savage 10+ year member]

I've had a persistent itchy *******, and I don't know how to make it go away. I've already ceased all forms of assplay, but my ******* continues itching. Any ideas as to how I could prevent further itchy ******* syndrome?

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[CrispedUp 10+ year member]

put some vasoline up in there, seriously

 

[Alpine4life89 10+ year member]

i hate it when my *** gets sweaty. When it itches i just stick my finger in there and scratch it.

 

[Michael Savage 10+ year member]

Do you ever swab your finger around in your crack and then shake someone's hand. It makes me feel so good when I do that.

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

i usually get itchy ******* syndrome after having a session of shitting diarrhea. when i get it there's nothing i can do about it. i too am interested in some remedies.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

Use baby wipes

 

[Michael Savage 10+ year member]

Do you think I can continue assplay if I use Vaseline and baby wipes?

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

cereal, wipe you *** with baby wipes

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

i usually end up with skiddies when this happens

 

[MmatsDude 10+ year member]

You need to melt a funky pup magnet with a torch right in the middle of your *******.

 

[Michael Savage 10+ year member]

What's the longest you've had an itchy *******? I've had one last a week before.

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

grab a puddin pop out the freezer and shove it up your ***, the coldness soothes it down

 

[Michael Savage 10+ year member]

grab a puddin pop out the freezer and shove it up your ***, the coldness soothes it down

Great idea. I think I'll try that one. Then eat it. Don't want it going to waste!

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

anal beads help out alot also

 

[Mr.Ronin_2U]

wash ya ***.