how do you pass gas

[nVRuckus 5,000+ posts]

I just fart and hope no one walks in my office LOL

 

[.::DuD3::. 10+ year member]

I just fart and hope no one walks in my office LOL

i hate it when i do it, and then someone walks in RIGHT after i did it. right after you do its like the "danger zone" because its so pungent lol.

 

[*Ace* 10+ year member]

With my ***?How do you pass gas? Is it one of those South Park things where everything is reversed and you eat through your butt and crap out of your mouth?

What an odd thread...

please tell em what episode that is. i've been looking for it but no luck

 

[danteBirosel 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif @ this thread.

Have you guys ever laughed so hard, that you FART out of no where? and everyone around u just looks at you and stares, and then starts laughing again? lol. ahh... good times.

 

[iLL-Faded 10+ year member]

once i cough and farted, and sneezed and farted.

 

[cleanerupper 10+ year member]

This thread =

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On a side note, one time I had to take a crazy shit so bad in middle school that I guess somehow I forgot to lift my shirt up in the back. It was a white shirt. The poop splashed up and plopped a big old brown stain on the side of my shirt. I had to bribe my friend to let me wear his sweater for the rest of the day. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/mad.gif.c18f003ab0ef8a0d9c27ca78d77a6392.gif

 

[Vicodin113 10+ year member]

once i cough and farted, and sneezed and farted.

I was just about to say that.

I sneezed the other day and almost shit my pants //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[prochobo 10+ year member]

I used to just rip em in my first period. Some reason, I had the morning farts so I let em out nice and quietly and everyone within a 4 desk radius could smell it. I just sat back and laughed.

Everybody loves their own stench. . don't deny it.

 

[steveyblack 10+ year member]

I used to just rip em in my first period. Some reason, I had the morning farts so I let em out nice and quietly and everyone within a 4 desk radius could smell it. I just sat back and laughed.
Everybody loves their own stench. . don't deny it.[/QUOT

ehh i dont like the smell of mine...

and no i dont get wood from other people pooping...lol...

 

[smd4life 5,000+ posts]

with my ***

 

[smd4life 5,000+ posts]

in highschool, i loved farting in class, i was sent to the office many times...

 

[Ruthless Pastor 10+ year member]

If I'm in a situation where I can let one rip I will; I'll hold the fart as long as I can then lift up my cheek so that it explodes. Fart maxxing ftw! If I have to be stealth about it I'll walk around while farting and crop dust everyone. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/2thumbs.gif.fdc3ba010dbb42b61704534b46d02fe4.gif

 

[saywhat? 5,000+ posts]

lmao at cropdusting.

 

[Vicodin113 10+ year member]

lmao at cropdusting.

HAHA I just died reading that also!

 

[smd4life 5,000+ posts]

lmao at cropdusting.

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