how do you pass gas

craps...get up and go if you really have to...wtf is someone gonna say "what'd you just do, take a crap" "yyyyyyyyyyyya, i bet you have today to"...if you ask the teacher and the bich says no...just walk out...what are they gonna do, write you absent...then you go to their superior and tell them you had to take a crap.....

rippin farts in class, i just let em slide...usually sittin on a side desk or back anyways so its not to much of a problem. if it smells...there are 6 people aroudn you to blame it on anyways...then after class you confess to your friends and its a good story.

 
I cannot go take a crap unless its in my own toilet. If im out of town, i designate one toilet and thats it. I dunno, for me its a cleansing ritual. I was at work today and i was trying to do that russian dance while coordinate farting everytime i was close to the ground. kinda worked.

 
don't you guys hate it when your trying to let one out real quiet but then its pretty dam audible anyways? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 
I cannot go take a crap unless its in my own toilet. If im out of town, i designate one toilet and thats it. I dunno, for me its a cleansing ritual. I was at work today and i was trying to do that russian dance while coordinate farting everytime i was close to the ground. kinda worked.
Do your friends call you Finch?

 
don't you guys hate it when your trying to let one out real quiet but then its pretty dam audible anyways? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif
yeah I really hate that, it's happened to me in class before, than I spend all my class time trying to convince myself that other people thought I rubbed my shoe on the ground or against each other or something. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 
ughh the best is when you take a poop and there is someone in the other stall pooping his brains out...and then he gets out and you take a look at it him and turns out to be a friend

 
The "best" what? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif
//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif Maybe he's got some sort of fetish //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 
With my ass?How do you pass gas? Is it one of those South Park things where everything is reversed and you eat through your butt and crap out of your mouth?

What an odd thread...
please tell em what episode that is. i've been looking for it but no luck

 
//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif @ this thread.

Have you guys ever laughed so hard, that you FART out of no where? and everyone around u just looks at you and stares, and then starts laughing again? lol. ahh... good times.

 
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On a side note, one time I had to take a crazy **** so bad in middle school that I guess somehow I forgot to lift my shirt up in the back. It was a white shirt. The poop splashed up and plopped a big old brown stain on the side of my shirt. I had to bribe my friend to let me wear his sweater for the rest of the day. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/mad.gif.c18f003ab0ef8a0d9c27ca78d77a6392.gif

 
once i cough and farted, and sneezed and farted.
I was just about to say that.

I sneezed the other day and almost **** my pants //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 
I used to just rip em in my first period. Some reason, I had the morning farts so I let em out nice and quietly and everyone within a 4 desk radius could smell it. I just sat back and laughed.

Everybody loves their own stench. . don't deny it.

 
I used to just rip em in my first period. Some reason, I had the morning farts so I let em out nice and quietly and everyone within a 4 desk radius could smell it. I just sat back and laughed.
Everybody loves their own stench. . don't deny it.[/QUOT

ehh i dont like the smell of mine...

and no i dont get wood from other people pooping...lol...
 
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