Heres a religion thread that will piss a lot of you hippies off

[squeak9798 5,000+ posts]

In the end if there is a God I will go to hevan...you will go to hell. If there isnt a god then we are both in the same position. We no longer exist. I got the longer end of the rope.

So you believe heaven and hell are physical places ?

 

[kuijo 10+ year member]

So you believe heaven and hell are physical places ?

Lake of fire has to exist somewhere?

 

[CBFryman2 5,000+ posts]

Correction: In the end, if there is a god, youre gonna be his bish. If not, you spent ur life being a bish and have nothing cool to show for it!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

I beleive hevan is what your soul makes it...I have my own idealistic hevan and I beleive that is what I will go to. I beleive that Hell is enduring one's soul's deepest pains for the rest of eternity...

which would you rather live? Your own eutopia, or your own worst pains?

 

[smd4life 5,000+ posts]

Oh yah? Well prove it mr smarty pants! Who did jesus resurrect?

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[CBFryman2 5,000+ posts]

So you believe heaven and hell are physical places ?

See Above.

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

How do you explain the gospels then? What person sat down and wrote all those simliar writings yet with completly diffrent styles and views?

Well a group of pot smoking hippies, not unlike todays somking circles (as those of us who smoke know), all came together and thought of a cool *** story and wrote it down, thus explaining the different styles!

 

[squeak9798 5,000+ posts]

See Above.

Gotchya

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

I beleive hevan is what your soul makes it...I have my own idealistic hevan and I beleive that is what I will go to. I beleive that Hell is enduring one's soul's deepest pains for the rest of eternity...
which would you rather live? Your own eutopia, or your own worst pains?

Well my own eutopia would probably **** and get really boring after like 15 minutes. And thus, would become my own hell.

 

[CBFryman2 5,000+ posts]

So in otherwords, no. Exactly what and where heavan and hell are is something for me not to know while I am on this earth.

 

[michael26 10+ year member]

1. Its fiction. I know a lot of religious people who say that Christianity is the only "real" religion. Islam, Hinduism, etc. is all fake. Well, which one is real? How do you even KNOW Jesus existed? Jesus could be a fairytale charachter thought up by some marijuana using hippy who just so happened to write it down. Wouldnt that just be funny?

2. Priests raping boys. I dont think any explanation is needed.

3. I believe in science. If you saw the Hubble Deep Field (yes, look it up) I bet your religious beliefs will be dampened. In a square area, 1/5 the size of the moon, the Hubble telescope absorbed all of the light it could from only that area for many days. It generated an imaghe that contained thousands of galaxies. In each one of those galaxies, there are hundreds of thousands of solar systems. In each solar system, there are planets just like ours. If there was a god, why would he or she even give a shit about our little worhtless planet? And where would "god" come from? Thats just coming up with an answer to life that poses another question.

If you agree with me, great. If you dont, go give your church more money.

1. Joshepus, a first century historian mentions Jesus in this writings. It doesn't make sense that all his other writings were accurate and that he made up Jesus.

Do a little google search.

2. There are ********** worldwide and no sector is exempt. This has nothing to do with God.

3. You're speculating on thousands of other solar systems aren't you? While it makes logical sense, you ascerting it doesn't make it so.

 

[CBFryman2 5,000+ posts]

Well my own eutopia would probably **** and get really boring after like 15 minutes. And thus, would become my own hell.

Man, you need to liven up then. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

OP, St. Peter is never going to get into heaven with spelling like that. I suggest you ask santa for a dictionary for Christmas this year and get to work.

 

[kuijo 10+ year member]

Well a group of pot smoking hippies, not unlike todays somking circles (as those of us who smoke know), all came together and thought of a cool *** story and wrote it down, thus explaining the different styles!

Oh well, since we already concluded Jesus was real according to roman writings. There were many many many many writings about jesus, i don't know if you're aware of that. So pretty much tens thousands of people got in this circle and decided to write the same story? And then just followed him for no reason other then they had written a story about this random guy they happen to meet?

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

... well jesus most certainly exist. Hell he still exists. Except he pronounces his name differently, lives in mexico city, and steals hubcaps to make money for corona.

 

[CBFryman2 5,000+ posts]

I Like Guns, why dont you start a movement and convince the world of your theory and thoes who do not follow wont get your club's special tattoo. Your special tatto should be something to prove us Christians wrong. You will use 666 in a cult and you wont take over the world. and the raptures wont happen. Then you would be really cool.

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