Heres a religion thread that will piss a lot of you hippies off

[ss3079 5,000+ posts]

freedom of speech for some, but not for others.............the communists need a few good men.

Great movie.

 

[smd4life 5,000+ posts]

Ive been saying this for years. I thought i was the only person who truly understood this. Now reading the bible is one thing. Sure it has some good stories and teaches good values and morals, but it shouldnt be taken so seriously... Jesus was a real person, but son of "god"? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif riiight. Sure i can turn water into wine, using a bathtub, some sugar and an assload of grapes! but thats beside the point. My point is, the bible is fiction, and should be treated as so. Organized religion is a joke. A mothafuggin joke. What kind of "god" would allow his followers to kill each other mercilessly in his name, when they are all "his creation"? Since the beginning of man we have killed each other over ficitonal books. Tards. In my honest opinion, the bible was written by people with an advanced form of OCD, smoked pot, and used peyote. If i had written a book long ago and said "Bitch, theres a dude named.. uh... GOD, yeah thats it, god, and he created you bitch and everything that happens to you is his decision. And im the only person who knows him, cuz im his son and shit. BOW TO ME BISH!" and people would think im almighty and stuff cuz im like hitler and charismatic and can make people believe anything i say cuz im good with words and theyre kinda retarded and stuff. Then they would spread the word while i would sit back in my pimp chair bangin bishes and collecting cash and stuff... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

can you raise the dead? make the blind see?

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Great movie.

You're a great movie. Honey.

nG

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

New testament, or old testament?

Yeah that was a really long rant... so what are you asking?

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

can you raise the dead? make the blind see?

Sure if i say i can. cuz im JAAAAAAAYYYSUS BISH!!

HAAAIIIILLL JAAAYYYSUS!!

 

[kuijo 10+ year member]

Yeah that was a really long rant... so what are you asking?

You said its fiction, Which book?

 

[CBFryman2 5,000+ posts]

In the end if there is a God I will go to hevan...you will go to hell. If there isnt a god then we are both in the same position. We no longer exist. I got the longer end of the rope.

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

You said its fiction, New or old?

take your pick!

 

[ss3079 5,000+ posts]

You're a great movie. Honey.
nG

Ah yes, indeed.

Thank you.

Sir.

 

[ss3079 5,000+ posts]

can you raise the dead? make the blind see?

Forklift and surgery.

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

In the end if there is a God I will go to hevan...you will go to hell. If there isnt a god then we are both in the same position. We no longer exist. I got the longer end of the rope.

Correction: In the end, if there is a god, youre gonna be his bish. If not, you spent ur life being a bish and have nothing cool to show for it!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[smd4life 5,000+ posts]

Sure if i say i can. cuz im JAAAAAAAYYYSUS BISH!!

HAAAIIIILLL JAAAYYYSUS!!

im sure jesus never said he could...he just did

 

[kuijo 10+ year member]

take your pick!

How do you explain the gospels then? What person sat down and wrote all those simliar writings yet with completly diffrent styles and views?

 

[CBFryman2 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif I am not sticking to one particular religion. I lean most towards traditional christian beleifs. I beleive there is a higher being who lets me make my own choices. I beleive Jesus walked the earth. I beleive Jesus died for my wrong doings. And I beleive in what the Bibles says.

Do I beleive in forcing that on people by going door to door? No. Do I beelive in giving people my money for it? No (I do beleive in helping others). Do I beleive in going to church 3 times a week? Hell No.

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

im sure jesus never said he could...he just did

Oh yah? Well prove it mr smarty pants! Who did jesus resurrect?