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[corto 10+ year member]

My friends mom is giving him a drug test when she comes home at 9. The doctor told his mom to get a drug test and test him and tell them the results. His mom wont watch him when at all its not a concern she smokes to so it aint like she can care that much. All she has to do is show the doctor the reults on a 1 bar marijuna test. I was thinking fill some warm water and some piss and would that be good? help please

if he just put all water would that work or like mess up the test?

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[danteBirosel 5,000+ posts]

if u add water and piss together it will just come out diluted. Just tell another friend or someone that do not smoke to piss for him.

little brother would work perfectly. muahahaha!!

 

[Gauntlet 5,000+ posts]

[pothead]dude drink a gallon of cranberry juice for 2 days before the test, run 5 miles each day, 24 hours before the test ********** twice into some kitty litter, then right before the test drink 2 pints of pickle juice, works every time man[/pothead]

 

[InhumanAcura 5,000+ posts]

why the hell does the dr want to have a home drug test done? this is retarded..

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Im also wondering about that, but I guess the doctor believes that if the mom is there its supervised. Just get someone else to piss in something and pour it in there.

 

[bikejunkie223 10+ year member]

just not a chick, he might wind up pregnant.

 

[corto 10+ year member]

The test is at 10;00 2 night. Its a cheap rite aid test would it work if he diluted the piss?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Well if its diluted the first time and it messes up the test, then you do the same thing again, dont you think his mom will be suspicious and watch the next time? Since he isnt going to be supervised the first time, do it right the first time, get someone else's piss and be done with it.....

Im just saying it would be much easier. If your little plan doesnt work, its just going to make it harder the next time...

 

[InhumanAcura 5,000+ posts]

okay, let me understand this?

the mother, who smokes pot and doesnt care, is administering a drug test and relaying the results to the doctor...

am i stupid in thinking why even bother giving the test and just telling the doctor he passed?

why does the doctor even care about a drug test? its not like it would be for a job, probation, or some other bs..cause they would have the test supervised...

like i said before, this is retarded.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

okay, let me understand this?
the mother, who smokes pot and doesnt care, is administering a drug test and relaying the results to the doctor...

am i stupid in thinking why even bother giving the test and just telling the doctor he passed?

why does the doctor even care about a drug test? its not like it would be for a job, probation, or some other bs..cause they would have the test supervised...

like i said before, this is retarded.

Are you calling //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/bsflag.gif.21f42eccd34b7d1eb1608fb1b59b69c3.gif ?

 

[InhumanAcura 5,000+ posts]

not so much bs..more along the lines of this guy and his friend need to stop smoking, because this makes no sense..

unless the original poster was too high to come up with a better story (or couldnt locate the search function, because this has been covered ALOT) to cover his need to screen his piss for a upcoming test of his own.

idk, just doesnt make sense...a doctor doesnt give a **** about a drug test unless someone (99% of the time the parents) request it..

 

[corto 10+ year member]

Hes got court friday its for a possession charge. I know its retarted its like his theropist actually and the judge is suppose to get a report from him. Yea his mom dont care just the theropist must trust his mom.

 

[ss3079 5,000+ posts]

Hes got court friday its for a possession charge. I know its retarted its like his theropist actually and the judge is suppose to get a report from him. Yea his mom dont care just the theropist must trust his mom.

WTF?

That'll get tossed out in a matter of seconds.

 

[InhumanAcura 5,000+ posts]

okay, now im calling bs.

 

[BoominBeast]

okay, now im calling bs.

X2

If you cant get away with blazing, you aint slick enough to blaze.

Put the pipet in the trash.