help finding quote on how to kill yourself.

[burro breath 10+ year member]

ok so i was at school looking at a thread on ca.com and saw that a guy had a quote in j=his sig on how to kill yourself. this may sound sick and twisted but i found it quite funny and thought that the guys at work would find it funny. (i work on a farm so they find this type of sick humor funny) thanks for the help finding it,

burro breath

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[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

i

buy me one.

 

[burro breath 10+ year member]

i have a horse for you

 

[burro breath 10+ year member]

and by horse i mean spitting cobra

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

nope only a horse has a **** big enough for me.

all others are inferior.

jk its actually too small still

 

[burro breath 10+ year member]

what about the AMERICAN CHALLENGE

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

-Get an IV needle and some surgical tubing (ok, not your usual household stuff, but get it anyway).-Call all your friends and family to say good bye.

-Lock yourself in the bathroom

-Start your IV in your leg (femoral artery works best) and connect tubing.

-Now (here's the tricky part) feed the open end of the tubing down the toilet drain till it goes past the trap.

-Now take a deep breath and flush the toilet.

-You'll be gone before you can fully exhale.

nG

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[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

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i think he nailed it.

 

[burro breath 10+ year member]

thanks dude that great. got to love it. and i cheacked the american challenge is olny 150 dollars. it would make a horse run with fear. do a google image search for it and you will know what i am talking bout. the american challenge is yet another sick joke from the farm i work on.

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

thanks dude that great. got to love it. and i cheacked the american challenge is olny 150 dollars. it would make a horse run with fear. do a google image search for it and you will know what i am talking bout. the american challenge is yet another sick joke from the farm i work on.

uh oh im sceeered to watch now lol.

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

umm... all im seeing are some MASSIVE *****'s.

they make me feel inferior

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[burro breath 10+ year member]

massive is **** right

lol lol lol lol

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

now im kinda jealous.

so what was the joke?

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

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