Help cooking a lobster

if you really think about it...cooking lobster is freakin barbaric
ill still eat it but dont ask me to cook one.
Can't the same be said for any meat //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 
since you dont have a large pot do this

take the lobster whole and cut it in half from head to tail

you will cut dead center of the head with a big *** knife

then in a large saute pan with olive oil cook fine diced shallots chopped basil thyme and garlic untill softened then season with salt and pepper and a little old bay seasoning iof available about 2 min

then scoop out the lobster guts and save em place the lobster in the pan cut side down

you might need a little more oil if it soaks it all up cook on low to medium heat for a few minutes

add about a cup of white wine does not matter what kind and cover to let the wine steam the lobster

once the meat is firm and cooked remove from the pan with tongs leaving the liquid behind

add 2 oz of fresh lemon juice 1 more cup of wine and the lobster guts to the pan cook untill reduced by half then add 1.5 tablespoons of butter and stir into liquid untill fully melted then pour on the lobster and eat

Delicious!!!

that a$$hole peed all over my fridge

 
Can't the same be said for any meat //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif
you dont boil alive other animals and then break them apart with your bare hands and **** out the innards //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yumyum.gif.0556df42231b304b9c995aefd13928a8.gif

 
you dont boil alive other animals and then break them apart with your bare hands and **** out the innards //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yumyum.gif.0556df42231b304b9c995aefd13928a8.gif
You CAN.. but i dont think it will be too good, the lobsters insides were good

 
Can't the same be said for any meat //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif
no i mean we dont boil other animals alive lol. like twistd said. but like i said...i enjoy a good lobster //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/blackeye.gif.66a1670f5aaf7f406e783a63e3387dc5.gif kinda hypocritical...

 
You CAN.. but i dont think it will be too good, the lobsters insides were good

I know people make a ton of stuff with the guts of lobsters, but it grosses me out. Just liquidy green nastiness. The rest of the lobster is delicious, especially huge rock lobster tails //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yumyum.gif.0556df42231b304b9c995aefd13928a8.gif

 
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