Have you ever....

[RangerDangerV2 5,000+ posts]

farted so hard that it bounced off of a wall and came right back at you?

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[macsdad 10+ year member]

No, but I have farted so hard it made my backbone pop

 

[Freeman]

no...

 

[RangerDangerV2 5,000+ posts]

I just tried to fart really hard, but then I **** myself. Thank god I was on the toilet.

 

[Beatin' 10+ year member]

have you ever had turd gas? It's when you have a turd in your rectum and you fart, resulting in a smell even the farts owner cant handle. lol

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

it hurts when i dookie

 

[phemps 10+ year member]

I like to load my ass close to the wall, so the incident wave is close to phase with the reflected wave. Who has time for fart cancellation?

 

[Popwarhomie 5,000+ posts]

3 days of drinking + fart + shower = death..

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

No but I gave u mom a dutch oven last night when she was ******* my côck

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

i have a storage room full of fart filled mason jars.........they may come in handy.

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

Bump

 

[wew lad 5,000+ posts]

Bump

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

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[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

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