Happy New Year My ***, It's Over

[S.B.C. 10+ year member]

why...he's just being truthful

His quote attempt failed sir

 

[anj46907 10+ year member]

rofl\

 

[bones22 5,000+ posts]

His quote attempt failed sir

the same way your family failed with inbreeding and bringing you into the world

 

[Unholysavage 10+ year member]

this thread delivered

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

the term civilized is similar to the term 'proper', in that it's based on the user's opinion and point of view. Why is eating with a knife and fork 'proper'? What inherently makes eating with your hands improper? How about chopsticks or some other tool?
What makes the action of calling the cops civilized vs taking care of it yourself? You may be doing a service to the rest of your community by taking care of it yourself and allowing the cops to deal with things you aren't capable of...is that uncivilized?

Muslims usually struggle with the concept of being civilized.

 

[Rashaddd 5,000+ posts]

Muslims usually struggle with the concept of being civilized.

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

i laughed out loud

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

You have been spending too much time on Al Jazeera again.

 

[JamesKarr 10+ year member]

Lol

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

 

[MisterRight 10+ year member]

Well lunch went well. Her mother thinks that my fiance' is just being moody and says she will have a talk with her.

She said that it would probably help her mood if bought my fiance' this tennis bracelet that she wants. I really don't have the money right now, but my future mother in law says that this should not be a problem since she knows the manager at Zales.

So, what looks like was going to be a bad day may not be so bad after all.

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

It just goes so show that true love can conquer all problems!

 

[mcsoul 10+ year member]

 

[miker 5,000+ posts]

**** my life..

 

[Notloud00 10+ year member]

My fiance' broke our engagemnet. Last night was supposed to be perfect, I had rented several movies and she brought over the Shitzu puppy I bought for her. Some of the neighborhood tuffs began shooting fireworks out in the street which was scaring the dog. By law they are not supposed to do this, so I said I was going to call the police.
She asked why I did not just go out and ask them to stop. I told her there was no way I was going to do that, since there was at least four of them out there. Plus, I recognized a couple of them and they are always causing trouble, riding their skateboards where they are not supposed to and things like that.

She gets pissy and asks why I can't be more like Richard Gere (we had been watching an Officer and a Gentleman). I tried to reamin calm as I explained that was just a movie and in real life people can get hurt.

She then calls me a pvssy and tells me that it is over. And then, just to hurt me, she tells me that she has never had an orgasm with me and that she has been faking it. Dam bish.

I just hope she will take me back. I am meeting her mother for lunch and I hope that I can enlist her help in talking some sense into her daughter.

meh its only funny if you are ignorant about WSW.