Happy New Year My ***, It's Over

I've called the cops on the same crap. It was just a random thursday night and the morons down the street were lighting bottle rockets and crap. I was tired and had to work in the morning.Nonetheless I waited about an hour and a half for the fire marshall to show up and bust their balls. Roomate said no one ever came by to talk to them.....

Next time, I just start shooting my bottle rockets at their door.

***kin' police ****.
You should shoot at them with a pistol.

 
really dude..your motto is "I'm getting married" ...come on. its right under your avatar. You are too desperate to stay in a commitment. Women are all morons. Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? And by that i mean MARRIAGE IS STUPID.
EDIT: It IS good for a decent tax benefit...that's about it.
Decent tax benefit?
Well that makes you clueless on both counts of your post, asshat.

 
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this should fix everything.

 
Well lunch went well. Her mother thinks that my fiance' is just being moody and says she will have a talk with her.
She said that it would probably help her mood if bought my fiance' this tennis bracelet that she wants. I really don't have the money right now, but my future mother in law says that this should not be a problem since she knows the manager at Zales.

So, what looks like was going to be a bad day may not be so bad after all.
Did you buy her that tennis bracelet?

That was a good idea.

 
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