Happy New Year My ***, It's Over

[A-Baum 10+ year member]

Sounds like you should of maybe watched some **** with this hooka. But this sounds pretty fake. Kind of weird of you to stage this...

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

My fiance' broke our engagemnet. Last night was supposed to be perfect, I had rented several movies and she brought over the Shitzu puppy I bought for her. Some of the neighborhood tuffs began shooting fireworks out in the street which was scaring the dog. By law they are not supposed to do this, so I said I was going to call the police.
She asked why I did not just go out and ask them to stop. I told her there was no way I was going to do that, since there was at least four of them out there. Plus, I recognized a couple of them and they are always causing trouble, riding their skateboards where they are not supposed to and things like that.

She gets pissy and asks why I can't be more like Richard Gere (we had been watching an Officer and a Gentleman). I tried to reamin calm as I explained that was just a movie and in real life people can get hurt.

She then calls me a pvssy and tells me that it is over. And then, just to hurt me, she tells me that she has never had an orgasm with me and that she has been faking it. Dam bish.

I just hope she will take me back. I am meeting her mother for lunch and I hope that I can enlist her help in talking some sense into her daughter.

wow, she was right...you are as much a puss as this guy

 

[loud-n-low 10+ year member]

many fish in the sea

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

I think that maybe some of you have just never really been in love. I have tried to be a great boyfriend saying and doing all the things I know a woman wants.
For example, on the way to pick up the videos she asked me if I had ever been in the backroom of the video store where the keep adult movies. I knew this was a test, so I told her that I had not. She said that the reason she was asking is that her cousin watched X rated movies with her boyfriend. I told her that she never had to worry about me making her watch those kind of movies. *** in our relationship is special, not some disgusting act like is dipected on those films.

I know some other guy might not have known what to say, but I really give these things some thought so that she knows how much I care for her.

Now it's all gone to shit just because some punks don't respect their neighbors.

Ughhhhhh!

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

I love when doing the civilized thing labels you as a *****.

 

[strypersux 10+ year member]

wow

 

[Rashaddd 5,000+ posts]

I love when doing the civilized thing labels you as a *****.

Civilized is subjective

 

[S.B.C. 10+ year member]

Wow, your a tool!

She prolly has a large hole you fall into anyway.

It happens because she gets so much rod from other guys during the day, that when you get home its already been bored out to 30 over, and your only setup for 10 over //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Civilized is subjective

WTF? No it isn't. There are pretty clear lines on what is accepted as civilized. If your a thug, then I guess RELATIVELY you could think being a billy bad *** is civilized. In most peoples minds though you are a retard.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Wow, your a tool!
She prolly has a large hole you fall into anyway.

It happens because she gets so much rod from other guys during the day, that when you get home its already been bored out to 30 over, and your only setup for 10 over //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif

OMGGGGGGGGGGGG, that is fawking funny shit right there!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[bones22 5,000+ posts]

My fiance' broke our engagemnet. Last night was supposed to be perfect, I had rented several movies and she brought over the Shitzu puppy I bought for her. Some of the neighborhood tuffs began shooting fireworks out in the street which was scaring the dog. By law they are not supposed to do this, so I said I was going to call the police.
She asked why I did not just go out and ask them to stop. I told her there was no way I was going to do that, since there was at least four of them out there. Plus, I recognized a couple of them and they are always causing trouble, riding their skateboards where they are not supposed to and things like that.

She gets pissy and asks why I can't be more like Richard Gere (we had been watching an Officer and a Gentleman). I tried to reamin calm as I explained that was just a movie and in real life people can get hurt.

She then calls me a pvssy and tells me that it is over. And then, just to hurt me, she tells me that she has never had an orgasm with me and that she has been faking it. Dam bish.

I just hope she will take me back. I am meeting her mother for lunch and I hope that I can enlist her help in talking some sense into her daughter.

so now the entire site knows you are worthless in bed AWSOME

she had a reason to call you a pussy. you are going to her mommy to try to get her back. get over it and get some new ass.

hell get her back by fucking her mom. tape it and send her a copy.

 

[Rashaddd 5,000+ posts]

WTF? No it isn't. There are pretty clear lines on what is accepted as civilized. If your a thug, then I guess RELATIVELY you could think being a billy bad *** is civilized. In most peoples minds though you are a retard.

the term civilized is similar to the term 'proper', in that it's based on the user's opinion and point of view. Why is eating with a knife and fork 'proper'? What inherently makes eating with your hands improper? How about chopsticks or some other tool?

What makes the action of calling the cops civilized vs taking care of it yourself? You may be doing a service to the rest of your community by taking care of it yourself and allowing the cops to deal with things you aren't capable of...is that uncivilized?

 

[S.B.C. 10+ year member]

bones = fail

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

bones = fail

why...he's just being truthful

 

[shaneb 10+ year member]

I've called the cops on the same crap. It was just a random thursday night and the morons down the street were lighting bottle rockets and crap. I was tired and had to work in the morning.

Nonetheless I waited about an hour and a half for the fire marshall to show up and bust their balls. Roomate said no one ever came by to talk to them.....

Next time, I just start shooting my bottle rockets at their door.

***kin' police ****.