Happy Birthday to meeeeeeeeeee!

[Chuck Norris 10+ year member]

Today we celebrate the birth of greatness. 70 years ago, the world stopped spinning for a few moments as I came into this world. The planet literally couldn't handle such a profound arrival, so everything came to a halt while the universe realigned itself around my awesome infant power.

So on this day, let us celebrate the life and career of myself, Chuck Norris, 70 years young and still able to kick your ***!

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[anton lavey]

ultra *** **** fail...

 

[Chuck Norris 10+ year member]

how about I tattoo your face with my foot!

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

I can't believe that guy is 70 years old...dayum

 

[anton lavey]

90 mph roundhouse to the face!!!!!

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

he's still a douche.

 

[schackel 10+ year member]

he's still a douche.

wot!

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

wot!

true story.