Chuck Norris
10+ year member
ROUNDHOUSE KICK
Today we celebrate the birth of greatness. 70 years ago, the world stopped spinning for a few moments as I came into this world. The planet literally couldn't handle such a profound arrival, so everything came to a halt while the universe realigned itself around my awesome infant power.
So on this day, let us celebrate the life and career of myself, Chuck Norris, 70 years young and still able to kick your ***!
So on this day, let us celebrate the life and career of myself, Chuck Norris, 70 years young and still able to kick your ***!
