Haiku thread reborn

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

Twenty Minutes, gone.

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Because I am King.

 

[brtnboarder3241 5,000+ posts]

Hi

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

Hi

Hi, says he, dumb ***,

You are so incompetent.

You **** at Haiku.

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

qtip is better

than sue, i will admit that.

but i reign supreme.

Qtip's are made for

hygeine, not japanese forms

of poetry son.

you cant claim to win

simply because it has been

1200 seconds.

thats 20 minutes

i simplified it for you

because you are slow.

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

I am not that slow

You took almost two hours

1-twenty minutes.

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

i was napping dude

i dont live on the **** web

but i guess you do

you cant claim a win

without giving enough time

impatient bastard //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

just so you dont think

this is another false win

i am going away

just for a quick bit

i will come back here again

to pwn you both more

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

just so you dont thinkthis is another false win

i am going away

just for a quick bit

i will come back here again

to pwn you both more

I had to quote this,

as "I am going away"

is six syllables.

The format is this:

Five-Seven-Five, are you dumb?

Learn how to Haiku.

For that I say this:

Counting is grater then Hoss

And I am as well.

I too am leaving.

I will be out for the night.

See you tomorrow.

On one final note,

I win, you loose, try again.

There's no stopping me.

 

[sickofsoyo 10+ year member]

Here I sit now broken hearted...

had to shit but only farted.

Now as I sit here full of doubt

Thought Id fart but shit came out.

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

beers I am drinking

And still I will defeat you

I'm haiku OG //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Without me no one

Would be partaking in this

Great game I have made

This makes me the king

Not to mention the fact that

I'm that much better.

 

[sickofsoyo 10+ year member]

All your petty poems gay

Have to keep posting

To keep hoss at bay

Just to keep boastin

You'll be one more man on his way to tell

St. Peter that you've served your time in hell

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

You may be OG,

However, king you are not.

Counting has pwd you.

So try as you might,

But just as a fair warning

You lose at Haiku.

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

I see victory,

Its here with me this moment,

I am Haiku King.

The crown on my head,

Of which so rightly deserved

Thank you, thank you all!

 

[sue bee 10+ year member]

qtip is betterthan sue, i will admit that.

you cant claim to win

simply because it has been

1200 seconds.

you lie, take this loss

all my lines are accurate

please learn to count hoss

each line you spew sucks

your a gay haiku vaccuum

now lick large goat balls

i wish my name changed

so you would call me qtip

and ride my dick too

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