Haiku thread reborn

[sue bee 10+ year member]

I remember a while back hoss had one of these going on. I totally owned him in it. So I thought I would make another one to gloat in my skills and let you all indulge in the writing styles of the preeminent haiku writer of our time (me). And for those of you that need instruction in your lives, I invite you to join.

I am golden god

So come dance with my caged bear

Then nut on your face

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[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

you are gay

no more to say

good day

butterflies move over the crystal earth

as i look to heaven once more

 

[PsychoTheRapist 5,000+ posts]

I am golden godSo come dance with my air

Then nut on your face

Fail.. only 6 in the second verse.

 

[Fusion_FREAK 10+ year member]

Don't joo **** the dick

I seen you blow a midget

I am now all done

 

[sue bee 10+ year member]

Fail.. only 6 in the second verse.

???

 

[Fusion_FREAK 10+ year member]

???

It's 5 - 7 - 5 //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[PsychoTheRapist 5,000+ posts]

Nice would be ninja edit, had I not quoted your fuggin ***, about a caged bear.. lol

 

[sue bee 10+ year member]

It's 5 - 7 - 5 //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

there are clearly 7 syllables in my second line, and 5 in the first and third, respectively.

 

[Fusion_FREAK 10+ year member]

Nice ninja edit about a caged bear.. lol

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sneaky.gif.7189749b3a3f769e8815b47e8ae87f88.gif Forgot it was 7 in the second verse for a second there. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sneaky.gif.7189749b3a3f769e8815b47e8ae87f88.gif

 

[Fusion_FREAK 10+ year member]

there are clearly 7 syllables in my second line, and 5 in the first and third, respectively.

Nice ninja edit. I did the same, but before joo.

 

[PsychoTheRapist 5,000+ posts]

 

[stuckinok 5,000+ posts]

ghey

 

[smd4life 5,000+ posts]

my *** is fast

i don't smoke grass

peoms and haikus are for fa99ets

 

[sue bee 10+ year member]

my *** is fasti don't smoke grass

peoms and haikus are for fa99ets

these aren't poems buddy

they are odes to things i love

like your mom's anushole

 

[sue bee 10+ year member]

i can quote borat

look at the depth of my posts

shave my back *****