Haiku thread reborn

[smd4life 5,000+ posts]

your a ***

your a fig

your a *** hows that?

 

[sue bee 10+ year member]

your a fegyour a fig

your a *** hows that?

i am a fig, yes?

i bet you didn't know that

your mom ****s a fig

 

[Speedbump3]

Wgara

Omgstfu

Iftgb

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

own me you did not

You can not take my top spot

Feggy loser bidge

You failed so bad

My old thread will stay the best

You fail at haiku

Sue, try it again,

I will win every time

Just go give it up

Your haiku are lacking

Content. They just make no sense.

Now GFY //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

I see you can't think

Of a worthy rebuttal.

You have been owned fool

Your at your keyboard

I am at work and can still

Beat you via Iphone.

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

I enjoy haiku

Accidentally, I win

My poem wins big

Fleshlight jokes no fun

The pain in his anus, shit!

Whole milk is now wrong

Thing is, I can win

If you can read the first word

Of every line

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

Endless battles reign

I fight jahova's witness

Refrigerator

Jungle monkeys fart

Tropical rainstorm, moist air

Covered in feces

Winning is not hard

You thought about the game, huh?

That means you lose now

 

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

**** these gay haikus

how about a real contest

KY wrestle match

 

[sue bee 10+ year member]

don't utter my name

it's considered blasphemy

you will die quickly

i too am at work

but i write for a living

how do you feel now?

 

[sue bee 10+ year member]

hoss got pwnt quite hard

a 100-foot football punt

he flew out of here

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

hoss got pwnt quite harda 100-foot football punt

he flew out of here

sue bee fails so bad

youre second line is too long

you **** at your job

sue, a self righteous

moron you are, i defeat

you so easily.

you should learn to walk

before trying to hang with

the big dogs like me.

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

seriously dude,

your poems dont make any sense

you write like a kid.

do you give any thought

to what you are haiku-ing?

or just write lame lines...

ill give you some time

to think up a good response

i know you need it.

 

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

o m f-ing g

l o l at this pwnage

you = failure

 

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

waiting for download

cold storage map halo 3

im off work today

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

It was not The Hoss,

For I was the one on Top,

I beat all of you.

This time I come back,

Im on the first page this time,

Ready to kick ***.

Sue is out, again,

This is between me and Hoss,

the originals.

While we are both here,

Only one shall surrender,

That person is Hoss.