haha alpine makes a funny

[AcidicDreams 10+ year member]

From the bottom of the new DVA-9861 page on alpine's site

Got a disc? Will play! The new DVA-9861 is the best sounding head unit in its class. Able to play virtually any shiny disc format: DVD-Audio, DVD-Video, DVD-MP3, Video CD, CD-DA, MP3/WMA, DVD/+R/RW, take your pick!

haha shiny disc format...

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[squeak9798 5,000+ posts]

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[Slaugh 10+ year member]

well i found this on my 9815 manual awhile ago

i know it's not wrong, but i found it a funny way to say natural disasters

 

[squeak9798 5,000+ posts]

JL has some decently comical one-liners on their website.

From their warranty info;

"3. Product that has been physically abused (run over by a car or beat with a hammer, for example)."

"8. Product damaged in an accident, due to criminal activity (attempted theft, gunshot damage, etc.) or by “acts of God” (flooding, lightning, locusts, etc.)"

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

They are just protecting themselves from the sue happy people of america.

 

[skadude016 5,000+ posts]

JL has some decently comical one-liners on their website.
From their warranty info;

"3. Product that has been physically abused (run over by a car or beat with a hammer, for example)."

"8. Product damaged in an accident, due to criminal activity (attempted theft, gunshot damage, etc.) or by “acts of God” (flooding, lightning, locusts, etc.)"

Locusts:hilariou:

 

[tRiGgEr 5,000+ posts]

"8. Product damaged in an accident, due to criminal activity (attempted theft, gunshot damage, etc.) or by “acts of God” (flooding, lightning, locusts, etc.)"

What!? I'm not covered from the black plague!!!!!

 

[theCybe 5,000+ posts]

AudioControl's EQT has a few good ones;

"Take it to a professional installer, he'll know what he's doing. .. We hope." or similar.

 

[squeak9798 5,000+ posts]

What!? I'm not covered from the black plague!!!!!

If we ever have to deal with the black plague, I think the warranty on your JL Audio equipment should be the least of your worries //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[theCybe 5,000+ posts]

Only cockroaches, and the 13w7 can survive.

 

[Slaugh 10+ year member]

what about nuclear meltdown ?

 

[Ayrton 10+ year member]

Only cockroaches, and the 13w7 can survive.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif funny...I laughed

 

[RandyJ 10+ year member]

Ha!

On a side note not related to audio, I saw a Newscast one time about the stupid labels like this on all sorts of things. On some baby stroller, there is a warning that says somehting to the tune of:

"Grown men desireing to be superman should not use this stroller"

And yes, my spelling sucks ***.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

anyone read the one on the box for jl subs (w6v2 atleast) regarding packedging and broken feet?

 

[RandyJ 10+ year member]

anyone read the one on the box for jl subs (w6v2 atleast) regarding packedging and broken feet?

wut teh f00k?