Guy Tries To Sell Imaginary Friend On Ebay For $3100(Source & Ebay Account)

[bizflawless 5,000+ posts]

27-year-old man is selling his imaginary friend on eBay -- because he has grown out of him.
He has received 14 bids already.

The sales pitch reads: 'My imaginary friend Jon Malipieman is getting to old for me now. I am now 27 and I feel I am growing out of him. 'He is very friendly. Along with him, I will send you what he likes and dislikes, his favourite things to do and his personal self portrait.'

Seller thewildandcrazyoli, from Newport, has received questions including does he mind smokers?

Answer: 'No he does not mind them. But he does not like people smoking right next to him that much. He likes bonfire smoke though.'

And is he single?

Answer: 'Yes he is single at the moment. He used to be a bit of a player (well, a lot of one) but he has out grown that phase and is looking to settle down in a nice relationship.'

A picture of him is posted along with the sales blurb.

The highest bid currently stands at £3.20 with two days left till the auction ends. Postage is free.

Mr Malipieman was not available for comment.

He is thought to be considering his options.

Source:http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=48180&in_page_id=2

Ebay:

http://offer.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewBids&item=230124251712

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[937DYTBOI 5,000+ posts]

that guy needs counseling

 

[mtlhead 10+ year member]

the people bidding need counseling

 

[lookitsjim23 10+ year member]

Q: Does your friend happen to have aids or HIV? 08-May-07

A: No he is clean of aids, uses condoms every time. There is no need to worry about that.'

lol

Q: I'm tempted to bid but, if I won the auction, how would I know if he showed up? I just don't want to get ripped off here. I hope you understand.

I will send you Jon convieniently folded in an envelope

ahahahha

 

[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

lol this is to funny

 

[dumple 5,000+ posts]

i wonder if the bidders are just fake bidding and when the auction ends the bidder sues ebay or the seller blah blah blah

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

wowzerz

Love his feedback rating. He's scamming. He wont send the imaginary friend.

 

[blackbonnie 5,000+ posts]

lol, good post

 

[dleccord 5,000+ posts]

ahhh made my day

 

[CaliforniabOY5 10+ year member]

i lol'd

 

[CaliforniabOY5 10+ year member]

Maybe I will try selling an immaginary ferrari tommorrow //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif