got to try this next year

[VOA_NIGHTMARE 10+ year member]

One year on Thanksgiving my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast.

Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store.

When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.

It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

Yes, SHE WAS A BLONDE!

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[nissanrider06 10+ year member]

lmao

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

pwntwagon

 

[Satan]

you just now decided to post this.. what, a week after thanksgiving?

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

There's a real thing...called Turducken...

Take a duck, stuff a cornish hen (chicken) in it, then stuff the duck in the turkey. Proceed to roast.

NG

 

[VOA_NIGHTMARE 10+ year member]

you just now decided to post this.. what, a week after thanksgiving?

christmas is coming up i am sure many people cook turkeys.

 

[lslugz 10+ year member]

hahahahahahaha

 

[joeboxer5876 10+ year member]

all i have to say is, your mom is a cool lady! that is funny as hell!

 

[XtrmAudioCncpts 10+ year member]

There's a real thing...called Turducken...
Take a duck, stuff a cornish hen (chicken) in it, then stuff the duck in the turkey. Proceed to roast.

NG

yeah ive heard of that i was curious if anyone else had or ever tried it. i think it would be way too much food

 

[InhumanAcura 5,000+ posts]

There's a real thing...called Turducken...
Take a duck, stuff a cornish hen (chicken) in it, then stuff the duck in the turkey. Proceed to roast.

NG

*john madden*

 

[VOA_NIGHTMARE 10+ year member]

all i have to say is, your mom is a cool lady! that is funny as hell!

It isnt real i just got it in a email from a friend lol

 

[joeboxer5876 10+ year member]

well... patricia sure is a cool lady

 

[millerscents 10+ year member]

There's a real thing...called Turducken...
Take a duck, stuff a cornish hen (chicken) in it, then stuff the duck in the turkey. Proceed to roast.

NG

there is a place here in tulsa that does that.

had it a couple times was realy good..

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

Tulsa? u mean im not the only one from here?