got a BJ from a [fill in the blank] girl last night

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

I got you bro. I realize these betas don't know the history.

you got pm

 

[BloodyGuts335i 10+ year member]

Question.

How can I pull the broads like you??

Do you have a "how to" book or something??

 

[kat_black181 10+ year member]

Question.
How can I pull the broads like you??

Do you have a "how to" book or something??

Answer.
You can't.

Spider Monkey is just that good. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

Question.
How can I pull the broads like you??

Do you have a "how to" book or something??

yes i have a book, its written throughout the pages of CA.com. go back and explore.

 

[kat_black181 10+ year member]

Question.
How can I pull the broads like you??

Do you have a "how to" book or something??

yes i have a book, its written throughout the pages of CA.com. go back and explore.

Tappin also be pullin' tha honeys. Regular ladies' man up in dis bich. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[BloodyGuts335i 10+ year member]

Answer.
You can't.

Fvck!! I always wanted to be like him! Every since his first story I looked up to him!

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

Tappin also be pullin' tha honeys. Regular ladies' man up in dis bich. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

yeah, about that. does SM know about the whole friend request thing?

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

for fear of getting another infraction from a mod that takes his modship WAY too serious, i have decided to censor myself in this recount from last nights festivities.
so, anywayz... i had just made a little monies from this [blank] dude last night betting on the buffalo/miami game. he took miami like all true [blank] would. so, ive got a free 5 hundo to blow and i do what any normal [blank] would do. i head down to tha club to get some [blank] bitch to suck on my dick. now, since im half [blank], and half [blank] i can pull any type of women, but the [blank] are the hoes that really love tappin. true, they have big asses and might steal your wallet, but hell, i dont mind giving up a $2 fake wallet for a nice sloppy BJ. just something about those big thick lips, yo!

well, i get to tha door of tha club and there is this big hairy [blank] standin there holdin tha door, and he got this fine ass [blank] sista right next to him. im like, wtf is this honey with this fat [blank]? so, i just go up to tha chick and ask if she wanna go in a get a drink wit me. she of course says yes, but [blank] butts in and says "yo [blank], that is my girl!". i dont say a word, just stand there flexin my nuts, and tha [blank] chick says, come on, and grabs my hand. so, in we go.

once inside i see tha club if filled wit all kinds of [blank] and [blank]. it was weird, not a single [blank] girl in tha whole crowd. as im lookin around im still being led by tha hand by this [blank] chick. we go past tha bar and she lead me out tha back door of tha club. stupid [blank], now we cant get back in!

anywayz, im gettin tired of typin. she sucked my dick like a pro. dont know what happened to the fat [blank] by tha door, but i guess he was tastin tha white stuff all nite on his girls face. [blank] girls are so easy, yo!

what it do?!?

I honestly enjoy your posts, they make me laugh. But given the timing and context, the "[blank]" jokes are not welcomed. I view this as yet another member trying to push the limits on the new rule. For the sake of extending an olive branch to you, I wont delete this post, but will instead just assume this will be your last attempt to push those limits.

Thanks.

 

[kat_black181 10+ year member]

yeah, about that. does SM know about the whole friend request thing?

OMG!!! Shhhh! You weren't supposed ta snitch on me!

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

I honestly enjoy your posts, they make me laugh. But given the timing and context, the "[blank]" jokes are not welcomed. I view this as yet another member trying to push the limits on the new rule. For the sake of extending an olive branch to you, I wont delete this post, but will instead just assume this will be your last attempt to push those limits.
Thanks.

i was just trying to help you out by censoring myself.

also, as i said in a different thread, can we also stop using the word retard. i have many neighbors in tha trailer park that are learning disabled. it breaks my heart every time i see that word used on here.

 

---------- Post added at 01:38 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:37 PM ----------

 

OMG!!! Shhhh! You weren't supposed ta snitch on me!

bros before hoes

but from now on, i'll keep it on the DL

 

[Falcons 5,000+ posts]

kat is just looking to get some black d!ck //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

i was just trying to help you out by censoring myself.
also, as i said in a different thread, can we also stop using the word retard. i have many neighbors in tha trailer park that are learning disabled. it breaks my heart every time i see that word used on here.

 

---------- Post added at 01:38 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:37 PM ----------

 

bros before hoes

but from now on, i'll keep it on the DL

Im not going to bother looking at the time stamps to determine if you read my warning about your new found resentment of a certain word, I will simply assume the best and give you your last warning once more, here. Stop the games, and censor yourself by coming up with stories that do not include racist sentiments, even with a specific word edited out but the meaning still there, or I will censor you myself. Im not trying to play a moderator tough guy, you are simply forcing me to be very direct with you. You've had 2 strikes now, one more and you are out of the game. And yes, that (again) includes any reply to this post that I get even a vague hint of sarcasm or argumentativeness from. In fact, I suggest you drop the entire subject, and I am closing this thread now.