got a BJ from a [fill in the blank] girl last night

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

for fear of getting another infraction from a mod that takes his modship WAY too serious, i have decided to censor myself in this recount from last nights festivities.

so, anywayz... i had just made a little monies from this [blank] dude last night betting on the buffalo/miami game. he took miami like all true [blank] would. so, ive got a free 5 hundo to blow and i do what any normal [blank] would do. i head down to tha club to get some [blank] bitch to suck on my dick. now, since im half [blank], and half [blank] i can pull any type of women, but the [blank] are the hoes that really love tappin. true, they have big asses and might steal your wallet, but hell, i dont mind giving up a $2 fake wallet for a nice sloppy BJ. just something about those big thick lips, yo!

well, i get to tha door of tha club and there is this big hairy [blank] standin there holdin tha door, and he got this fine ass [blank] sista right next to him. im like, wtf is this honey with this fat [blank]? so, i just go up to tha chick and ask if she wanna go in a get a drink wit me. she of course says yes, but [blank] butts in and says "yo [blank], that is my girl!". i dont say a word, just stand there flexin my nuts, and tha [blank] chick says, come on, and grabs my hand. so, in we go.

once inside i see tha club if filled wit all kinds of [blank] and [blank]. it was weird, not a single [blank] girl in tha whole crowd. as im lookin around im still being led by tha hand by this [blank] chick. we go past tha bar and she lead me out tha back door of tha club. stupid [blank], now we cant get back in!

anywayz, im gettin tired of typin. she sucked my dick like a pro. dont know what happened to the fat [blank] by tha door, but i guess he was tastin tha white stuff all nite on his girls face. [blank] girls are so easy, yo!

what it do?!?

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[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

The best part is that you didn't even have to scrap.

 

[Joseph7195 10+ year member]

^^^^. this is relevant to all that frequent ca.com. Not only should this man NOT be censored, his stories should be stickied to help the younger generation accomplish the same important trials we all go through as we learn to pull hoes. Just my .02

 

[Dirtrider4eva 10+ year member]

best mad lib of my life.

 

[kat_black181 10+ year member]

This made me laugh.

 

[orphe 10+ year member]

have you ever had head in real life?

 

[mazdakid 5,000+ posts]

have you ever had head in real life?

Lol what do you think?

I bet all the real life ladies love the stupid *** stories he comes up with.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

have you ever had head in real life?

ive had it enough that i dont call it head anymore.

 

[orphe 10+ year member]

ive had it enough that i dont call it head anymore.

hookers don't count

 

[jockhater2 10+ year member]

i hate all this censoring. and worry about offending others.

thanks for the story.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

all this censoring is starting to make me feel bound and oppressed. much like the [blank] before the civil war

 

[av83 10+ year member]

^^^^. this is relevant to all that frequent ca.com. Not only should this man NOT be censored, his stories should be stickied to help the younger generation accomplish the same important trials we all go through as we learn to pull hoes. Just my .02

word.

 

[jockhater2 10+ year member]

all this censoring is starting to make me feel bound and oppressed. much like the [blank] before the civil war

you mean

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

you mean

no, i cant say [blank] either. i got an infraction from a mod back in tha day for that one too.