my brilliant idea //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/up2something.gif.dd110ecf3ae4b76050d87598f2f8de7c.gifmy sister came home drunk once and passed out so i opened a bunch of condoms and spread them around her and when she came to the next morning i asked her what the hell she was doing last night
my sister came home drunk once and passed out so i opened a bunch of condoms and spread them around her and when she came to the next morning i asked her what the hell she was doing last night
well doneI told my ex's fiancee that I've eaten out his soon-to-be wife. They're both like really conservative too. Shoulda seen the look on his face.
i lol'dthis one chick thought she was all better than everyone. A real snobbish bish. So i stabbed her in the stomach seven times and then cut her throat.
why would she have to pay the IRS? If she had to pay the IRS, then they would have proved that she was profiting from illegal drug sales and I'm pretty sure she would have caught a criminal case..My ex of four years and I split up. I got 2000 dollars worth of home stereo, Klipsch, Yamaha etc. She got the furniture. We agreed to split the 3000 dollar loan payments, all in her name. We also bought engagement ring on her credit cuz she wanted one, and I was paying. We split up and it was cool for a month or two til she started dating one of my old friends(my weed dealer). She ran her mouth for a while so I gave her the ring back and unpaid bill. I sold all of the stereo **** and kept the money. She had to pay 4000 dollars all by herself. Later they moved in together, he got raided, and she had to pay the IRS like 20,000.00 for all the drugs she had in apt. and he went to jail.
//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif owned!My ex of four years and I split up. I got 2000 dollars worth of home stereo, Klipsch, Yamaha etc. She got the furniture. We agreed to split the 3000 dollar loan payments, all in her name. We also bought engagement ring on her credit cuz she wanted one, and I was paying. We split up and it was cool for a month or two til she started dating one of my old friends(my weed dealer). She ran her mouth for a while so I gave her the ring back and unpaid bill. I sold all of the stereo **** and kept the money. She had to pay 4000 dollars all by herself. Later they moved in together, he got raided, and she had to pay the IRS like 20,000.00 for all the drugs she had in apt. and he went to jail.
your dealer stole yo woman......post pwnedMy ex of four years and I split up. I got 2000 dollars worth of home stereo, Klipsch, Yamaha etc. She got the furniture. We agreed to split the 3000 dollar loan payments, all in her name. We also bought engagement ring on her credit cuz she wanted one, and I was paying. We split up and it was cool for a month or two til she started dating one of my old friends(my weed dealer). She ran her mouth for a while so I gave her the ring back and unpaid bill. I sold all of the stereo **** and kept the money. She had to pay 4000 dollars all by herself. Later they moved in together, he got raided, and she had to pay the IRS like 20,000.00 for all the drugs she had in apt. and he went to jail.
I see all these threads about guys who have been dumped, heartbroken, cheated-on, et cetera. Where are the stories about us doing the ownage? I want to hear stories about shutting down ex gf's/bf's that have tried to work things out, not giving second chances, breaking up with broads at inconvenient times for them.
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I'll go first.
I let a man rape me once, then I ****** his dad off.
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Wow, I can't believe you admitted your own rape... just wow!