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[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

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are you joking?

haha i wonder how bad his beer goggles were foggin that night

 

[myjaja 10+ year member]

Holy jesus mother of god....//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif
No one's gonna remark on that.

On the ****, were you fighting at first. Then you just gave up. Is that what you mean by letting him **** you?

Why would you **** off his dad? Did you think that was gonna hurt him some how?

One of the mods was abusing his power and thought it would be funny to type that. It probably happened to him...

I didn't want to mention any names but...

*cough*

DBfan187

*cough*

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

no i remember when you posted it bish. pics of sister?

why the hell would i take pics of my sister?

my brilliant idea //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/up2something.gif.dd110ecf3ae4b76050d87598f2f8de7c.gif

indeed

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

One of the mods was abusing his power and thought it would be funny to type that. It probably happened to him...
I didn't want to mention any names but...

*cough*

DBfan187

*cough*

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[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

I got a pwnage story...
Well one time I was at a party and we all got shitfaced... some of us were rolling, others high as balls.. anywayz, so this group of chicks show up, bout 3 of em.. And theres on that is pretty good looking, boneable (not to mention rolling her *** off!), but not at the top of the list. You know the type... So anywayz, me and her get to talkin and all of a sudden I remember who she is... a *****. A ***** i hate. so fast foreward a bit, I go to my bud's parents' room (this was my junior year btw) and we start gettin "intimate" and she likes to be tied up... so i tie her to the four posts... and just before im finished, i texy my buddy to get every guy that wants to bone her ready.. at the end of the night i cant imagine what her cooch must have looked like after 5 other guys taking turns. So the next morning i go to leave, and she didnt remember a thing.... I was thinking the entire time "Pwnt!"

Twas a good night indeed. Pwnt a good looking *****, and she had no clue. Rubbers FTW.

dude...wtf

thats not funny at all, thats really sick actually

 

[myjaja 10+ year member]

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[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

dude...wtf
thats not funny at all, thats really sick actually

No harm done. In fact.. well.. Thats a bit too much info. nevermind Lets just put it this way, somehow she got my number and wanted me to come to another party... Ill kill whoever gave her my number though.

 

[dumple 5,000+ posts]

Boooom Head Shot!!! Booooom Head Shot!!!!

 

[traksta15 10+ year member]

me and my ex dated for about 1 1/2 years (jr and sr year of h.s.) and we had been havin *** for about a year pretty steady (her parents didn't know) well she cheated on me with this guy named ricky.....so we break up and like a week later they ended up doin it and when I heard about it I called her mom and told her "you might wanna ask ashley about how good of friends her and ricky are"....she kept askin why and what was goin on but i just told her to "ask your daughter", lol-it was immature but I was heart broken and wanted to lash out,lol

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

My buddy last night (bout 5pm) got caught screwing his fiance by her parents. Understand, neither of them are out on their own yet, and they have a kid together. I told him that screwing without AT LEAST a rubber was gonna come back to screw him... and low and behold, they have a kid, and they get caught screwing in her parents' office. He called and asked if he could come over.. and told me the story. I was like, dude you got pwnt by her parents

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

me and my ex dated for about 1 1/2 years (jr and sr year of h.s.) and we had been havin *** for about a year pretty steady (her parents didn't know) well she cheated on me with this guy named ricky.....so we break up and like a week later they ended up doin it and when I heard about it I called her mom and told her "you might wanna ask ashley about how good of friends her and ricky are"....she kept askin why and what was goin on but i just told her to "ask your daughter", lol-it was immature but I was heart broken and wanted to lash out,lol

so this was describing how you got owned?

 

[myjaja 10+ year member]

so this was describing how you got owned?

lol... you beat me to it

 

[pitbull12888]

a guy i know.. thought he went out with this chick but he just liked her alot...he assumed she was cheating and told a bunch of guys on the internet on some car audio site. They then screwed up her myspace with pancake ***** pictures. She found out about the car audio site and came back and owned him big timez!

Isnt that the craziest thing you never heard! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

yep

 

[myjaja 10+ year member]

You're the one that came over to my house asking for that one night stand! You were also singing a song that went something like this... ''me so horny". I want my 345 bucks!

btw: I just noticed my sig. I just had to edit that piece of poo! DBfan187