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my sister came home drunk once and passed out so i opened a bunch of condoms and spread them around her and when she came to the next morning i asked her what the hell she was doing last night
my brilliant idea //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/up2something.gif.dd110ecf3ae4b76050d87598f2f8de7c.gif

 
I remember when I got mad playing TMNT2 (NES game) and I went to kick at the TV (brilliant idea alone) and wound up slipping on another game on the floor, fell forward, hit my head on the corner of the tv, and started gushing blood. I screamed like a lil' girl! (I was 10 so the manly voice wasn't there yet)

 
My ex of four years and I split up. I got 2000 dollars worth of home stereo, Klipsch, Yamaha etc. She got the furniture. We agreed to split the 3000 dollar loan payments, all in her name. We also bought engagement ring on her credit cuz she wanted one, and I was paying. We split up and it was cool for a month or two til she started dating one of my old friends(my weed dealer). She ran her mouth for a while so I gave her the ring back and unpaid bill. I sold all of the stereo **** and kept the money. She had to pay 4000 dollars all by herself. Later they moved in together, he got raided, and she had to pay the IRS like 20,000.00 for all the drugs she had in apt. and he went to jail.

 
My ex of four years and I split up. I got 2000 dollars worth of home stereo, Klipsch, Yamaha etc. She got the furniture. We agreed to split the 3000 dollar loan payments, all in her name. We also bought engagement ring on her credit cuz she wanted one, and I was paying. We split up and it was cool for a month or two til she started dating one of my old friends(my weed dealer). She ran her mouth for a while so I gave her the ring back and unpaid bill. I sold all of the stereo **** and kept the money. She had to pay 4000 dollars all by herself. Later they moved in together, he got raided, and she had to pay the IRS like 20,000.00 for all the drugs she had in apt. and he went to jail.
why would she have to pay the IRS? If she had to pay the IRS, then they would have proved that she was profiting from illegal drug sales and I'm pretty sure she would have caught a criminal case..

 
My ex of four years and I split up. I got 2000 dollars worth of home stereo, Klipsch, Yamaha etc. She got the furniture. We agreed to split the 3000 dollar loan payments, all in her name. We also bought engagement ring on her credit cuz she wanted one, and I was paying. We split up and it was cool for a month or two til she started dating one of my old friends(my weed dealer). She ran her mouth for a while so I gave her the ring back and unpaid bill. I sold all of the stereo **** and kept the money. She had to pay 4000 dollars all by herself. Later they moved in together, he got raided, and she had to pay the IRS like 20,000.00 for all the drugs she had in apt. and he went to jail.
//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif owned!

 
My ex of four years and I split up. I got 2000 dollars worth of home stereo, Klipsch, Yamaha etc. She got the furniture. We agreed to split the 3000 dollar loan payments, all in her name. We also bought engagement ring on her credit cuz she wanted one, and I was paying. We split up and it was cool for a month or two til she started dating one of my old friends(my weed dealer). She ran her mouth for a while so I gave her the ring back and unpaid bill. I sold all of the stereo **** and kept the money. She had to pay 4000 dollars all by herself. Later they moved in together, he got raided, and she had to pay the IRS like 20,000.00 for all the drugs she had in apt. and he went to jail.
your dealer stole yo woman......post pwned

 
I see all these threads about guys who have been dumped, heartbroken, cheated-on, et cetera. Where are the stories about us doing the ownage? I want to hear stories about shutting down ex gf's/bf's that have tried to work things out, not giving second chances, breaking up with broads at inconvenient times for them.
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:)I'll go first.

 

I let a man rape me once, then I ****** his dad off.

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Wow, I can't believe you admitted your own rape... just wow!

my ex from back in the day pissed me off and i had been drinking while at a pizza place, i shoved a deep dish slice into her face and twisted it. She flipped and ran out. I finished my drink, payed and left with some unhappy diners staring at me. that night she got over it, and i made it up to her in her moms mini van. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

i got a few, but no time to type it all out. i do "own" a couple of girls though, if you know what i mean

 
Years ago I was dating this girl and we broke up. A few months later she got married, had a kid and moved out of town.

What really ****** is the guy she married was some ******* I used to work with at Budweiser.

Anyway about a year later after she had her kid and all that she was in town visiting her mom with her kid and hubby and called me up.

She made up some BS lie to get outta the house and come over to my place. We caught up on old times and decided to screw;)

I made her take off her wedding ring and throw it on the floor before I would do anything and she did which felt like vindication for me since I hated the douchebag she married

So I screwed her left/right/up/down for about and hour and sent her on her way and havent talked to her since.

BTW her name is Misty and she lives/lived in Lubbock, Texas so if any of you know her tell her I said hello, I am sure she will remember that night!

 
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