Golfing Stories

[flakko 5,000+ posts]

did you kill it?

no. i was only 12 at the time, and my drive sucked //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

it winced and ran into the water.

 

[Alpineinstaller 10+ year member]

Ive got a semi funny story about a cart. Well me and "alpineinstaller" play golf pretty regularly, and last time we were at a very very shitty par 27, 9 hole course (thats right every hole is a par 3). Well after a serious round of 9 we decided that we would play the back nine with nothing but pitching wedges and putters, but the catch was after you teed off with the wedge you had to use the putter the rest of the way. and by hole 6 or so we had gotten dammn good at this style of golf. So on the way to 7 we see this "trail" that goes off into the woods, so Blake (alpine) cuts over onto this **** trail, and before we knew it, He slammed the cart right into a tree, and in the process knocked the ground terminal off of the battery, so we had to finish the course with seat up holding the wire on the terminal. Sorry if the story isnt that funny, Golf isnt a sport that lends itself to hilliarious stories.

That was the shit......The other day we went golfing there were two old guys in the pro shop. One was drinking one of those Dannon Frusion Fusion things and he was like"Well I gotta go home I think this drink is making my d1ck wake up" the other guy goes your d1ck ain't been hard in 20 years".

 

[VOA_NIGHTMARE 10+ year member]

I seen a guy tee off and about 10 yrds in fron of him a bird flew past and he hit it, was so fast but funny took the bird right out. I see alot of stuff workn there.

 

[MastaFlex 10+ year member]

i was on a par 5, i believe 550 if im corrent maybe 545 and I drove it a good 285-290. After that i took my 3 wood out and landed 15 yards from the green, took my 53 degree wedge and knocked it right in. I was like **** i got an eagle

 

[Phatillusion 5,000+ posts]

i was on a par 5, i believe 550 if im corrent maybe 545 and I drove it a good 285-290. After that i took my 3 wood out and landed 15 yards from the green, took my 53 degree wedge and knocked it right in. I was like **** i got an eagle

I hit my drive about 325, then hit a 3 iron the rest of the way ~230-240, and knocked in a 10 foot putt for eagle.

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

I played Varsity Golf in highschool for 3years, and I still play periodically. There's been some CRAZY stories with me around here... lol.

One time we were at the driving range before the League Preview. Everyone was warming up and such. A friend of mine right next to me hits this LINE DRIVE ball with his Driver, totally NAILS this Canadian Goose right in the side as it's flying past. It lets out th loudest HONK ever and falls to the ground a starts convulsing. It was hilarious, but kind of sad. It just convulsed on the ground for a few minutes, and it's "partner" I guess flew down and was like trying to take care of it and kept "HONK-ing". Eventually, it just died.

One time me and a buddy drove backwards in our kart for the entire round. It's also fun having kart races, obviously.

NG

 

[Phatillusion 5,000+ posts]

I once got kicked off a course for driving on the green b/c I thought I had a hole in one. But that was back in the day when I was good. I think lifting weights screwed up my swing and now I'm lucky if I shoot in the low 90's.

 

[flakko 5,000+ posts]

i got a 98 once.... playing 9 holes //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

im serious, i **** that much

 

[ramos 5,000+ posts]

Ahh the stories of an old man //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif My dad and I have a tradition of taking each other out for a round for our birthdays. This past year I took my dad to a rather nice course in fountain springs WV. It's a very beautiful and challenging course. My mom and dad bought me a new ping g2 driver for my birthday, so I had to try it out. I'm not too fond of the watermelon size drivers. But it was a gift so I figured I would give it a whirl. 4th hole is a dogleg par 4. Normally I break out the three wood and cut across the trees. Most of the time it's either on the green or very close. This time I decided to bust out the new driver and see what happens. I teed the ball up, took my usual aim over the trees, and let her rip. I hit a screaming line drive about 5 ft of the ground, that disappeared into the woods instantly. Followed by a very loud mmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooo //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif Oh $hit I killed a cow. Nope, but I have never seen a cow run so fast. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif Same outing on the par 5 13th. The fairway is about 50-60 yds wide and straight as an arrow for 595 yds. So I figured I would give the g2 another try. I teed the ball up, let er rip and hit the most ungodly slice right into the tee marker ( 12" x 24" wood boards ) bounced off the tee marker and knocked the beer out of my dad's hand. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif needless to say I don't use the g2 much //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Phatillusion 5,000+ posts]

Lol, I've hit the cow in our back yard a few times. I also shot it's eye out with a bb gun when I was little and it charged me.

 

[pcolasfinest 10+ year member]

one day me and a friend were playing a round and we were at the par 4 12th and its downhill so u can't see the green and when they are done, so i was driving the cart but i hoped out and was teeing up when my friend was driving from the passanger seat...so he comes back and runs right over the ball washer, **** cart was stuck on the ball washer and we had to pick up the cart to get it off...meanwhile there was a couple of people starting to gather so we had to get out of there pretty quick....got it off and enjoyed the rest of the round....

 

[Phatillusion 5,000+ posts]

one day me and a friend were playing a round and we were at the par 4 12th and its downhill so u can't see the green and when they are done, so i was driving the cart but i hoped out and was teeing up when my friend was driving from the passanger seat...so he comes back and runs right over the ball washer, **** cart was stuck on the ball washer and we had to pick up the cart to get it off...meanwhile there was a couple of people starting to gather so we had to get out of there pretty quick....got it off and enjoyed the rest of the round....

Lol, I drove the cart up onto a small wooden fence made of 4x4's once. It was probably 3-4 ft off the ground. I lost control of the cart and hit the fence, but instead of hitting the brake, I hit the gas and the cart climbed up the fence. My buddy hopped out and the cart starting rolling to my side thankfully it didn't turn completely over.