Girl doesn't know what subwoofers are :D

[Electrodynamic 10+ year member]

Text convo TODAYher: ..."what are you doing"

me: "filing a restraining order against these new subwoofers, they're abusing me"

her: "what's a subwoofer?"

me: "haha, i'll show you on saturday"

plans for saturday night:

Step 1) get her drunk

Step 2) say "hey, it's about time i show you what subwoofers are"

*go outside, walk up to car, pause*

Me: "uhh ... The bass is better in the BACKseat ... rofl"

Her: "Did you just say waffle?"

Me: "Shut up and touch my pee pee."

Predictions?

LMAO!!!

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

***.

nG

 

[NJTStang11 10+ year member]

I didn't get the waffle part till it was pointed out.
And i still didn't laugh.

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[Vipervenom18 10+ year member]

this is pretty much how i slept with my first asian girl.
was at a party, stoned and drunk off my *** and this asian chick sits down next to me. asks me a couple questions about who i am and what i like to do and blahblahblah, and somehow i got on the subject of saying something along the lines of "just installed a system in my car over the weekend."

she says people don't really do that by her, and asked if we could leave the room to the parking lot so she could hear it. i turn it on. we start making out. we fuck in the passenger seat.

This sounds too familiar with a story of mine, and she was japanese american. Maybe thats an asian thing haha.

Unfortunately it's a fvckin ***** to have *** in my car. But with skill its doable.

 

[boalova13 10+ year member]

Ha kind of reminds me of one of my roomates. His two pick up lines are "you sure do got a purty mouth", and "why dont you sit on my face and read some files." //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif..The first one worked once //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif

 

[brendan_121212]

Thread saving ***!

LMFAO.

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

I didn't get the waffle part till it was pointed out.
And i still didn't laugh.

Well lets be honest, you are more of a pancake man anyways, right?

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[yne721 10+ year member]

This sounds too familiar with a story of mine, and she was japanese american. Maybe thats an asian thing haha.
Unfortunately it's a fvckin ***** to have *** in my car. But with skill its doable.

yeah my car then was a 91 mazda 626. not the biggest car, but luckily she was small and i'm skinny so we made do.

 

[.::DuD3::. 10+ year member]

haha touche on the waffle. Quality.

 

[burro breath 10+ year member]

Ha kind of reminds me of one of my roomates. His two pick up lines are "you sure do got a purty mouth", and "why dont you sit on my face and read some files." //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif..The first one worked once //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif

the craziest pickup line I have ever seen work went something like

HIM, do you like apples?

HER, yes why

HIM, me too lets fvck!