Girl doesn't know what subwoofers are :D

[Megalomaniac 5,000+ posts]

http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showthread.php?t=313432

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[perfecxionX 10+ year member]

Predictions?

you will die alone

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Awesome story.............

 

[dan7532 10+ year member]

she gets drunk, gets in back seat, bass hits, she pukes everywhere

= lube

 

[req 5,000+ posts]

honestly guy.

it took me 4 reads for those last few, finally i figured out why she asked 'did you just say waffle?'

and i laughed fairly hard.

that was a good onez.

but there will not be secks. sorry man.

 

[MisterGrubbs 5,000+ posts]

Gangbang?

 

[dan7532 10+ year member]

honestly guy.
it took me 4 reads for those last few, finally i figured out why she asked 'did you just say waffle?'

and i laughed fairly hard.

that was a good onez.

but there will not be secks. sorry man.

My apologies. OP edited for clarity. And i beg to differ on teh secks. I'll try for pics.

 

[dan7532 10+ year member]

Gangbang?

2 subs + female? they hit hard and deep, but they only last like ten minutes before they run outta juice. I'll beat them when it comes to endurance.

 

[geowick07 10+ year member]

Sounds like a fool-proof plan //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

Seriously.......Good luck bro!

Remember, pics or BS!

 

[85Caprice4d 10+ year member]

that's just a bonus

lube //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[yne721 10+ year member]

this is pretty much how i slept with my first asian girl.

was at a party, stoned and drunk off my *** and this asian chick sits down next to me. asks me a couple questions about who i am and what i like to do and blahblahblah, and somehow i got on the subject of saying something along the lines of "just installed a system in my car over the weekend."

she says people don't really do that by her, and asked if we could leave the room to the parking lot so she could hear it. i turn it on. we start making out. we fuck in the passenger seat.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Text convo TODAYher: ..."what are you doing"

me: "filing a restraining order against these new subwoofers, they're abusing me"

her: "what's a subwoofer?"

me: "haha, i'll show you on saturday"

plans for saturday night:

Step 1) get her drunk

Step 2) say "hey, it's about time i show you what subwoofers are"

*go outside, walk up to car, pause*

Me: "uhh ... The bass is better in the BACKseat ... rofl"

Her: "Did you just say waffle?"

Me: "Shut up and touch my pee pee."

Predictions?

it will still be a guy in the back seat with you.

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

I fully endorse this plan. It may even turn the economy around! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[ohdub4 10+ year member]

if you are smooth and have game then guarenteed this will work. slick plan!

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I didn't get the waffle part till it was pointed out.

And i still didn't laugh.